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| The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: KenJ Date: December 19, 2014, 10:07 am | |
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| I have just read a very interesting article on classic bikes and | |
| their riders by a certain Jake B, in an obscure Scottish | |
| motorcycling monthly called the "Banter". I could precis it | |
| here, but wondered whether, through the wonders of the Interweb, | |
| the writer may just read this post and publish it on this NF | |
| Forum, as owning Modern Classics as we do, it would be of | |
| general interest. | |
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| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: nick949 Date: December 19, 2014, 8:42 pm | |
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| I wonder who that Jake person might be. I'm always up for a | |
| good read. What are the chances that he might read these | |
| obscure posts? | |
| Nick | |
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| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: banquo Date: December 20, 2014, 10:22 am | |
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| Quite high it seems.... I'll see if I can rake it out and upload | |
| it somewhere. Patience, because I can't do it at home.... | |
| #Post#: 316-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: banquo Date: December 21, 2014, 7:38 am | |
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| Here we go then: | |
| https://app.box.com/s/xfzfz3xx72l555kxdb3p | |
| https://app.box.com/s/xfzfz3xx72l555kxdb3p | |
| Awaiting incoming.... :D | |
| #Post#: 319-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: nick949 Date: December 21, 2014, 8:05 am | |
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| Great stuff Jake. Not much to disagree with there. | |
| I don't think things are quite so bleak on this side of the | |
| ditch and if anything, there is a bit of a rise in 20+ year olds | |
| buying 70's and 80's Japanese bikes as cheap transport, not so | |
| much because that's all they can afford, but from preference. | |
| Whether this leads them towards points and oil leaks will remain | |
| to be seen. | |
| I think part of the trouble stems from the 'collector' | |
| mentality. Younger people (at least here), just don't get to | |
| see, or hear, the classic bikes we love, being out on the road | |
| in regular use, so they are simply not on their landscape. | |
| Nick | |
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| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: KenJ Date: December 22, 2014, 10:49 am | |
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| I said to my bike riding son, that I would leave my BSA Goldstar | |
| to him, as I only have a few good bike riding years left. He | |
| said "Sell it and take mum on a round the World trip. I won't | |
| ride it, the tyres are too narrow". There speaks a young man, | |
| that has spent many miles breathing in the exhaust fumes of the | |
| Goldie, as we beat up the A and B roads on our way to various | |
| events. He wouldn't feel safe without his disc brakes and sticky | |
| tyres. In twenty years time, I think they will going to the | |
| scrap yards, like they were in the 60's. | |
| http://i.imgur.com/ubjOggK.jpg | |
| Found this pic of me at the Manx GP a few years ago, not an NF, | |
| but one cylinder and 500cc. I was in heaven and can't understand | |
| why anyone would not want to own this bike. | |
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| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: Dave Date: December 22, 2014, 11:00 am | |
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| He's probably still too young to appreciate it's charms, he | |
| might change but his generation has grown up with rocket ships | |
| #Post#: 325-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: nick949 Date: December 22, 2014, 11:04 am | |
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| That's the opposite reaction to my son, who has his hooks firmly | |
| set into my Guzzi 750S. He currently rides a Buell XB90 and a | |
| Kawa Versys 650, and has had a VFR800 and KTM640 in the past, so | |
| appreciates modern bikes. | |
| The 750S, despite it's skinny tyres and lack of ABS / Traction | |
| Control etc., will definitely see the road under his backside. | |
| Of course, I expect that to be in more than a few | |
| decades.......... | |
| Nick | |
| #Post#: 328-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: banquo Date: December 23, 2014, 9:28 am | |
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| [quote author=KenJ link=topic=78.msg322#msg322 date=1419266996] | |
| I said to my bike riding son, that I would leave my BSA Goldstar | |
| to him, as I only have a few good bike riding years left. He | |
| said "Sell it and take mum on a round the World trip. I won't | |
| ride it, the tyres are too narrow". There speaks a young man, | |
| that has spent many miles breathing in the exhaust fumes of the | |
| Goldie, as we beat up the A and B roads on our way to various | |
| events. He wouldn't feel safe without his disc brakes and sticky | |
| tyres. In twenty years time, I think they will going to the | |
| scrap yards, like they were in the 60's. | |
| [/quote] | |
| Read the article out to him over Christmas Dinner Ken, and shame | |
| him into submission.... ;D | |
| Failing that, I'll come down and pick it up when you're fed up | |
| with it, not that I'd be able to do it justice.... :-[ | |
| I just can't see you pacing around the deck on a cruise liner, | |
| so I'd be doing you a favour really, although I'm not sure your | |
| good wife would agree! | |
| #Post#: 329-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: The Demise of the Classic Biker | |
| By: banquo Date: December 23, 2014, 9:39 am | |
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| Here's another, recycled from 2004: | |
| Sounds of the Seventies | |
| Longer term members of this fine Club may find the following | |
| account somewhat familiar, it having appeared in the predecessor | |
| to The Banter as recently (?) as 2004. On the assumption that | |
| long membership almost certainly coincides with short memory, | |
| and the Telly is full of repeats at this time of year, put those | |
| Groundhog Day feelings to one side, slip your vinyl D�j� Vu | |
| album, featuring the talents of Messrs. Crosby, Stills, Nash and | |
| Young from its cardboard sleeve, drop it onto the turntable and | |
| take a second bite of the somewhat sour cherry of the seventies� | |
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| There is much to tempt the spotty 16 year old in 1971. The | |
| draconian moped rules that will breed the FS1E and Fantic | |
| Choppers have not yet arrived, and anything of 250cc or below | |
| can legally be ridden away on the folded maroon cardboard of the | |
| provisional license, brandished with pride to envious peers on | |
| every possible occasion. | |
| Angus Campbell�s Dunfermline showroom is a temptation of | |
| gleaming candy paint, with the usurpers from the Rising Sun | |
| abandoning their advanced pressed steel spine frames in favour | |
| of more conventionally styled machinery, to appeal to Western | |
| tastes. These precision jewels drip with chrome and with | |
| multiple cylinders, each sporting its own carburettor, and with | |
| mirrors as standard, in which the 16 year old hopeful can study | |
| his flowing locks, the first wisps of facial hair, and the | |
| landscape of acne vulgaris. Rev counters indicate up 12,000 rpm | |
| and speedometers up to 120 mph, optimistically promising | |
| performance that once was the domain of the most exotic of | |
| racing machinery. | |
| But this particular 17 year old is unimpressed by these foreign | |
| offerings. Only a British bike will do, to start the daily | |
| commute along the Hillfoots to Stirling and to college on the | |
| other side of the known world in Glasgow: only a British bike is | |
| a real bike, and the only real British bike is a Triumph. There | |
| is no practical reasoning behind this, but purchasing the first | |
| motorcycle of your life is a decision based on emotion. Looks | |
| and smell and noise take precedence over such mundane | |
| practicalities as reliability and build quality, and of these, | |
| the style and the badge are by far the most important. | |
| Hence the preference for Triumph. The now 17 year old has only | |
| the flimsiest knowledge of what lurks behind those polished | |
| alloy castings, but he knows aesthetically that the triangular | |
| form of the timing case on the Triumph twins is much more | |
| attractive than the ovoid of the lesser BSA. Likewise the | |
| teardrop of the tank, the shape of the cylinder head, and the | |
| overall package that was Turner�s finest is in every way | |
| superior to the competition. His dream is of the psychedelic | |
| creations parked up outside the caf�, their fuel tanks hand | |
| painted in Humbrol enamels with the symbolism of flower power | |
| and Easy Rider, their ape hangers reaching to the sky, and the | |
| banana seats curving seductively over the flared mudguards. | |
| But the creased provisional does not permit the purchase of | |
| Bonneville, T-Bird, TR6 or even Daytona, and the choice becomes | |
| more limited. | |
| In the front shop at Campbell Street languish the rows of new | |
| and ageing British machinery, each 4-stroke provided with its | |
| own drip tray, to collect the inevitable oil slick, and the | |
| 2-strokes looking flimsy and effeminate, with their spindly | |
| forks and clattering petroil motors. A 2-stroke is not on the | |
| agenda, so the Bantams, Greeves and Fanny Bs are discarded. A | |
| Cub has the right badge but the wrong size for a 6� 2� youth, | |
| whose lack of knowledge of things motorcycling borders on the | |
| ridiculous. | |
| But, standing alone at the end of the row is a vision of desire. | |
| From the chrome of its wide, high bars, through the bright | |
| vermillion of its cycle parts to the chunky K70 tyres, hanging | |
| from the conical hubs and chromed rims, it ticks every box and | |
| seems to wink seductively as it breathes, �Buy me� to the | |
| love-struck youngster. | |
| It�s only a year old, so there can�t be much wrong with it, so | |
| it�s not worth waiting for the delivery of a brand new one, is | |
| it? Patience may be a virtue, but not to the teenager of 1971. | |
| Papers are signed, money changes hands, a Stadium Project 2, | |
| complete with webbing straps, is thrown in, Concentric is | |
| tickled and kickstart swung. The TR25 Trailblazer rattles into | |
| life, a satisfying blat from the matt black upswept exhaust with | |
| its perforated chrome trim, and shivers on its sidestand as it | |
| settles into an uneasy and too rapid tickover, tappets | |
| chattering away, and rubber mounted front mudguard quivering in | |
| anticipation. L plates are wrapped discretely along the rear | |
| light support and a front fork leg, where they will be as | |
| invisible as possible, 18� flares swing over the saddle, and 1st | |
| gear is engaged with a satisfying clunk. | |
| The provisional licence entitles the rider to ride, but instils | |
| no competence whatsoever. The first few miles then, are an | |
| accident waiting to happen, but empty roads and good luck | |
| prevail, and it will be a few weeks yet before the inevitable | |
| first spill, bloody knee, broken footrests and crunched sheet | |
| metal. It�s dark, and the tiny Smiths speedometer glows | |
| comfortingly, almost as bright as the attractive, but tiny, | |
| chromed headlamp. | |
| Stopping at the roadside just outside Dunfermline is a mistake, | |
| and the single refuses to restart. Of course, it�s a BSA B25, | |
| thinly disguised as a Triumph, so that�s no surprise, and the | |
| previous owner no doubt had very valid reasons for terminating | |
| his ownership experience of such short duration. Campbell�s will | |
| be closed by now, mobile phones haven�t been invented, and the | |
| nearest payphone will be miles away. Down to the left, a steep | |
| farm track descends into the growing darkness. Second gear is | |
| engaged, as the youth at least knows better than to try in 1st, | |
| clutch disengaged, and bump start attempted. Nothing. And the | |
| first lesson is learned, that what goes down, has to get pushed | |
| all the way back up again. Heart pounding, and legs aching, the | |
| reluctant beast finally makes it back to the main road. It�s far | |
| heavier than it looks. | |
| Sweat drips on to the tank, as more frantic and ill-timed | |
| kicking is attempted, until finally, it bursts into reluctant | |
| life again. | |
| In the darkness, a faint glow can be seen, where the cylinder | |
| head adjoins the barrel, and the spitting of the blown head | |
| gasket is a precursor to the many failures, both mechanical and | |
| electrical, which will ensure the machine spends more of its | |
| life awaiting or under repair, than transporting its owner from | |
| A to B. Over the months that follow, the clutch will slip, the | |
| gearbox will fail, the head will split between the ridiculously | |
| large valves, and there will be a string of blown fuses, | |
| eventually traced, by the simple expedient of shorting out the | |
| fuse, and looking for the smoke, to an uninsulated wire below | |
| the fuel tank. The front mudguard and exhaust can will split, | |
| rocker covers will fly off, and various parts will | |
| self-disassemble due to the vibration. Overheated GTX will foam | |
| and emulsify in the frame, whilst the motor fries below, until, | |
| eventually, it dies altogether, and resists any attempt to make | |
| it go. | |
| A strong familiarity is formed between the callow owner and | |
| Willie Pitblado�s emporium of all things British, and the | |
| machine�s tax disc is stolen, as it lies forlornly on the vacant | |
| lot opposite his shop in Golfdrum Street after its owner fails | |
| to complete the grafting on of a B25 cylinder head before | |
| darkness descends, and then gets a bollocking from Willie the | |
| following day for being too stupid to ask to have it wheeled | |
| inside. (Bizarrely, if you Streetview Golfdrum Street, there�s a | |
| BSA Bantam sitting on a trailer just along from Willie�s shop!) | |
| This apology of a machine takes the responsibility for the | |
| owner�s summary sacking from his first job (and the awe | |
| inspiring salary of �240 per annum) having in its single handed | |
| fashion caused the worst attendance record in the history of | |
| Glasgow College of Building and Printing and the inevitable | |
| consequences of that in the end of year exams, although its long | |
| haired owner did receive 10 marks for writing his name on the | |
| paper, when the Examiners decided the average marks were so low, | |
| that everyone would be upped by 10%.. | |
| That first attempt at further education may have failed, but the | |
| long and painful journey from complete mechanical incompetence | |
| commenced in that year of abject misery. Of course there were | |
| good times to punctuate the bad, and despite being the butt of | |
| every joke, the owner of the always broken bike did develop some | |
| competence in riding pillion behind the ever patient purchasers | |
| of Hondas and such, and even gained some fame in his ability to | |
| ignite Embassy Regals at speed, and hand the lit cigarettes to | |
| his riding companions. Pillion life also had significant | |
| benefits in the beer department, as you didn�t get breathalysed | |
| for being drunk on the back, however unwise it might be. | |
| The TR25 finally died, and after a mere 12 months, its value | |
| reduced from �200 to a mere �50, it was traded for a candy blue | |
| Suzuki T250J, which compounded the mechanical mayhem, by holing | |
| a piston, shredding teeth from rear sprockets, ejecting the | |
| baffles from the dreadfully made silencers and finally throwing | |
| a big end, probably through no fault of its own. The owner did | |
| feel and still does feel some guilt about the day it was sold on | |
| via an advert in the Courier to some spotty youth with the same | |
| confident demeanour of another from just a few years ago in | |
| 1971. That new owner also would learn the hard way that the | |
| almost new and very shiny bike was but a simple and fragile | |
| shell, containing all the horrors of a rapid education into the | |
| world of reality. The education started quickly for him, and he | |
| tried to bring it back five minutes after the money had changed | |
| hands, but by then it was too late�. Guilt; it fades with time�. | |
| There was a crypt in the back of Angus Campbell�s workshop, | |
| where the dead, dying and forgotten trade ins used to lie, | |
| gradually reverting to the oxides from which their metals were | |
| smelted. The Trailblazer never moved from that spot for as long | |
| as the shop remained. Sitting alongside an irreparable | |
| Bridgestone 350, and various other discards, it probably got | |
| melted for scrap, but for years after that, the owner would | |
| awake from a persistent dream where it still sat in the shed, | |
| the smell of the fuel and the oil and the rubber still teasing | |
| the nostrils, just waiting to be fired up, and rolled out onto | |
| the road again. | |
| However bad your first bike was, there will forever be only one | |
| first bike, and so it gains a special, if dark, place in your | |
| heart. | |
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