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| Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance | |
| By: banquo Date: August 29, 2018, 3:58 pm | |
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| Kneeling in the mud on the verge of the Monzievaird road, | |
| carburettor dismantled chaotically on an oily rag reeking of | |
| spilt petrol, I hear quite distinctly the gush of the fire hose | |
| over my right shoulder, which is aching marginally less than my | |
| knee, itself protesting painfully at the enforced roadside | |
| activity. The gushing continues unabated, closely followed by | |
| the sound of wet mud, no doubt being catapulted onto the site of | |
| my potential explosion hazard by some unknown fire appliance. | |
| It's not at all clear how the Fire Service has arrived so | |
| silently into the adjacent field but as I swing stiffly around, | |
| I find not a watch of cheery firefighters, but a herd of cattle, | |
| chewing contentedly on the cud, as they defecate and urinate | |
| with equal vigour, fluttering their eyelashes benignly as they | |
| study the unfolding drama. I had not appreciated the almost | |
| religious fervour in which these ruminants hold the art of | |
| motorcycle maintenance, and try, surreptitiously, to hide my | |
| best cowhide jacket under some hanging branches, lest a stampede | |
| ensue. | |
| One of them sighs breathlessly, �You're wasting your time old | |
| man; don't you know that most carburation problems are | |
| electrical?�. | |
| Another quotes Robert M. Pirsig, licking her lips lasciviously, | |
| �to avoid repair of a motorcycle because it is a system is to | |
| attack effects rather than causes; and as long as the attack is | |
| upon effects only, no change is possible.� | |
| A nut rolls off the casing where it was so carefully placed, and | |
| disappears into the mud, as I consider these philosophical | |
| bovine ramblings, and the truth therein. | |
| Clearly, I'm on a hiding to nothing, and attempting the repair | |
| of precision components at the roadside is never a good choice, | |
| but the Mighty Falcone never leaves me stranded, so I'm at | |
| something of a loss. | |
| The misfire had started on the return from Glamis, just two | |
| weeks earlier, but I was relaxed about that, as it's happened | |
| before, and has always been the result of corrosion in the float | |
| bowl, caused, I believe, by water dropping out of solution with | |
| ethanol. It was a mistake then, to ignore it while I disappeared | |
| down to Cumbria, to arrive home the night before the S&T, | |
| stripping the float bowl off on the following morning, and | |
| finding precisely nothing. This should really have come as no | |
| surprise, as previous issues have occurred exclusively after the | |
| winter lay-up, and the Mighty Falcone has been very well used | |
| this year, with little opportunity for corrosion to occur. The | |
| engine would start quite happily, and run fine up to about 40 � | |
| 50 mph at which point it would miss every second beat or so, | |
| requiring nursing home with a very light throttle. Having left | |
| it to this late date to discover the non-resolution of the | |
| problem, I have no option but to pack up and leave, so roll bags | |
| are loaded with clothes, beer and camping gear, and we head West | |
| into the setting sun, riding at an even more ponderous pace than | |
| usual. | |
| Unusually, I haven't forgotten anything this year. Remembering | |
| the lack of Friday catering from last time, I stop at Tesco, and | |
| collect not one but two lunch specials, for the princely sum of | |
| �6, confident that I shall not go hungry again this year. | |
| The site is bustling with activity as I unstrap the bags, and | |
| pull the tent out onto blissfully dry grass. | |
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| It has become a tradition to erect the canvas to an overture of | |
| beer, but having just returned from a 60th birthday party, where | |
| all I could find was cans of lager, a tin of Carlsberg is | |
| pressed into service, rather than the usual product of Williams | |
| Bros. Tent duly in place, a second tin is pulled from the roll | |
| bag, on the principle that it's better to down the lot before it | |
| becomes lukewarm. Puzzlingly, this can is light; very light, and | |
| although there's no sign of a hole, I discover that the entire | |
| contents have ejected themselves into the roll bag, were they | |
| have been very effectively mopped up by my sleeping bag, which | |
| now resembles a beer soaked dishcloth. This is not good news. | |
| �Probably the best lager in the world�, they say, but they don't | |
| mention it comes in tins made of rice paper. My options are | |
| strictly limited, and going home for a dry bag isn't one of | |
| them, so I drape it soggily over the adjacent boundary posts, | |
| where is sags soggily in the breeze, and then falls onto the | |
| grass, like a lime green slug. Refusing to let this minor | |
| setback affect the evening's entertainment, I resume setting up | |
| camp, decanting my meagre possessions into the tent, and noting | |
| that all the clothing smells distinctly of cheap lager and damp. | |
| Fortunately, there are other distractions, and I endure an ear | |
| bashing from Hamish for yet another Panther-less rally, admire | |
| Dennis's Model 18, Gordon's Venom, and the girder AJS that he | |
| sold and then bought back again, as you do. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/2ayd8VZDennis | |
| camp | |
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| by bancquo | |
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| on Flickr | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/29bdtHDGordon | |
| AJS | |
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| by bancquo | |
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| on Flickr | |
| The field is full of gigantic Whitworth spanners, as essential | |
| maintenance is carried out before tomorrow's run. I meet a mad | |
| Welshman, busily fettling an ancient AJS S2 V-Twin of 996cc, | |
| which has been hastily rebuilt after seizing the rings into the | |
| pistons due to lack of oil on the National the previous weekend, | |
| but has somehow been pressed back into service using rings from | |
| an MGB-GT V8 filed down to fit the smaller bore. There's even | |
| time to take a few evening shots as the sun descends behind the | |
| hills, and the bar opens for business, as I attempt to dismiss | |
| the prospect of the soggy night ahead by the judicious | |
| application of more alcohol, in good company. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/27NtCAyenfield | |
| repair | |
| https://flic.kr/p/27NtCAy | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| As night falls, and the dew descends, I recover the slug from | |
| the fence, observing no discernible improvement in its dampness | |
| quotient, and neck another couple of Stellas in the bar, to | |
| prepare for the night ahead. Hamish and Margaret provide a | |
| warming cup of tea and a blanket, suggesting this may isolate me | |
| from the beer bedding, but it's very clear that trying to insert | |
| self and blanket inside the wetness of the mummy bag isn't going | |
| to work, so I take the alternative route of sliding in fully | |
| clothed, on the assumption that I'll be asleep before the beer | |
| finds its way through the layers, and indeed this system works | |
| quite effectively, although with little benefit to bodily | |
| hygiene. As Saturday dawns, and I wriggle from my damp cocoon, I | |
| am reminded of that smell when you used to pass pubs on a | |
| Saturday afternoon, where the whole street stinks of stale beer; | |
| there are worse smells I suppose, and I spend the rest of the | |
| day exuding a nostalgic odour of ancient pubs, minus the | |
| Woodbines. I try the dew-covered bike, which starts quite | |
| happily, and thuds its contented heartbeat as it quivers | |
| expectantly on the side-stand, and take a helmet-less trundle | |
| over to the starting point, where I'm allocated No. 7, for an | |
| early start, which later proves to be fortuitous. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/2atWDKWstart | |
| https://flic.kr/p/2atWDKW | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| I'm joined by an architect friend from Comrie, accompanied by | |
| his neighbour, who's originally from Cheshire, and used to race | |
| a 350 Manx Norton and act as the acrobatic passenger in Trials | |
| sidecars back in the sixties. The entry level is still sound, | |
| with over 80 applications, and there's a steady throng of day | |
| visitors, who have missed out on the camaraderie and the joys of | |
| wet camping, by their staunch refusal to embrace the joys of a | |
| life under canvas. Having already breakfasted on the remains of | |
| my Tesco lunch deal, I miss out on the bacon rolls sizzling on | |
| the griddle and stick my numbers, sprig of heather and route map | |
| onto the bike. | |
| The variety of entrants is, as usual, vast, with everything from | |
| Sunbeams from the twenties, to Archie's 1980 Honda, and a bit of | |
| everything in between. Favourites for me, featuring the sublime | |
| to the ridiculous, are Bill Dunlop's parallel port Trophy (the | |
| only expensive bike he's ever bought and not regretted he says) | |
| to the rusting hulk (or genuine patina) of a Welsh OK Supreme, | |
| purchased by the owner's grandfather, and stashed in a shed for | |
| 28 years, before being donated to the speechless grandson. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/2atWD83OK | |
| Boy | |
| https://flic.kr/p/2atWD83 | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1860/30473801478_b9034fb93f_z.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/NqScujBill | |
| trophy | |
| https://flic.kr/p/NqScuj | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1858/43624257894_b3ff604764_z.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29sVJ2uOK | |
| Supreme | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29sVJ2u | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| The forecast dry day has not materialised, and a fine drizzle | |
| descends from a brisk westerly wind, although the worst of it | |
| seems to pass us by, and it's dry by the time my slot arrives at | |
| 10:06, and the flag descends. Immediately, it's clear that all | |
| is not well, and yesterday's mid-range misfire has descended to | |
| low RPM too, so we splutter and backfire our way out of the | |
| camp, and clatter over the cattle grid, praying that the engine | |
| won't die and result in the public humiliation of failure before | |
| we even leave the start. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/2atWDddmichelle2 | |
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| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| The bike judders as it fires every 4th revolution or so, and it | |
| seems it's only the massive flywheel energy that prevents us | |
| from stalling altogether. The route takes us out the South | |
| Crieff road, with the engine becoming ever more reluctant, and | |
| it's clear we're never going to get round in this state. I spot | |
| the turn for Monzievaird, and bank into the gravel strewn path, | |
| before parking up at a muddy field entrance, where the engine | |
| dies, and won't restart. Stopping on the route is a | |
| non-preferred option, not out of embarrassment per se, but to | |
| avoid others being distracted from their own plans in trying to | |
| offer assistance. | |
| This is a first since 2002, when the machine was first | |
| purchased. It always starts, and a failure to do so indicates | |
| something is very wrong. I remove the plug, which is badly | |
| sooted, and replace with a spare, but it still won't start. The | |
| spark is there, but doesn't look great, so I open up the points | |
| gap, and scrape the contact faces as best I can, before | |
| resetting. This involves removing the auto advance/retard | |
| mechanism, and it's this nut which drops into the mud as the | |
| story commences. An hour or so passes, as I resolutely fail to | |
| find anything obviously wrong. The mid-range misfire had | |
| suggested some issue with carburation, but the Dellorto is a | |
| simple affair, and if it will run at tickover and at full | |
| throttle, there's nothing much to stop it working well enough in | |
| the mid range. The cattle munch contentedly as they study this | |
| unfolding drama, tittering to themselves at the incompetence of | |
| this dishevelled and hairy apparition, as they burp methane in | |
| their personal contribution to global warming. It's clear they | |
| know exactly what the problem is, but they know it's important | |
| that the hairy human finds it for himself. Even the handlebar | |
| clock has stopped working. The hands are going round, but are | |
| several hours slow, as I check my watch and consider my options. | |
| Recovery is one, but that would take bike and I back to Perth, | |
| and leave tent and soggy bag in Cultybraggan. That would be bad | |
| enough, but even worse is the prospect of missing both lunch and | |
| the evening buffet and bar. My watch suggests that I've been | |
| there for over an hour, and I can hear the last of the entrants | |
| chugging by the road end, until all is silent. There's no way of | |
| checking the coil or condenser, but the contacts to both are | |
| sound. The HT lead is removed and inspected, and appears fine, | |
| so I give the spare plug a dry and final wire brushing, and and | |
| button it all back together. The cows snigger, and I'm forced to | |
| give them a good talking to, until they look a bit shame faced, | |
| as well they might. I kick it over, and it starts, settling into | |
| an uneven and lumpy tickover. I set the idle to a fast tickover, | |
| generating a huge backfire, which sends the cattle stampeding | |
| across the field, with their tails between their legs, | |
| demonstrating that there's at least some justice in the world. | |
| Helmet and gloves are jumbled on carelessly, lest the motor give | |
| up the unequal struggle, and finally we slew our way out of the | |
| muddy hole, and onto the huge potholes and gravel of the wrong | |
| road. This is no error, but a decision. Knowing that I'm 90 | |
| minutes behind schedule, and guessing that the correct route | |
| would have taken a couple of hours, I decide to take a more | |
| direct route, and focus on the vision of steaming steak pie, | |
| rather than religiously following the prescribed directions. I | |
| know that lunch is in Killin, and that the shortest route will | |
| be simply to take the road west via Lochearnhead, but this seems | |
| too monstrous a cop-out to endure, and so I choose the | |
| compromise of a short cut to the Glen Turret distillery, where | |
| the route meanders through the Sma' Glen, and over Glen Quaich | |
| to Kenmore. Twice as far as the direct route, but far more | |
| entertaining, as long as we don't grind to a halt in the middle | |
| of nowhere. A D�ja Vu moment occurs, as I overtake Jimmy Steel | |
| with his nodding pigeon Sunbeam 3 �, repeating the same event in | |
| the same place as a couple of years back, and I misfire my way | |
| past another couple of bikes and an outfit, before making the | |
| turn at Amulree. | |
| Continued below | |
| #Post#: 2459-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (2) | |
| By: banquo Date: August 29, 2018, 3:59 pm | |
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| The bike is running better now that it's warmed up, and although | |
| the mid range misfire is as bad as before, at least it seems | |
| happier at lower engine speeds. We get stuck behind an old | |
| outfit, taking up most of the road width, and having no | |
| confidence in the motor's ability to make a swift pass on one of | |
| the passing places, stay there for a couple of miles, until a | |
| long, downhill straight has the rider beckoning us past, as we | |
| swing past the farm and over the old stone bridge to the | |
| infamous incline to the moor above. A number of casualties are | |
| resting at the side of the road, including the patinated OK, | |
| which is no longer OK, having ignited the corks of its clutch, | |
| and we're soon stuck behind another outfit, which smokes its way | |
| competently around the double hairpin. | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1891/29412780057_c09b92d209_b.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/LP7bMxJake | |
| Hairpin rotate | |
| https://flic.kr/p/LP7bMx | |
| by bancquo | |
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| on Flickr | |
| Fortunately, our engine continues to chug around the same bends, | |
| and there's no substitute for low gearing when negotiating this | |
| route. The outfit rider frantically waves us past, oblivious to | |
| the symphony of bangs and splutters from the protesting engine, | |
| but we do manage to struggle past on an uphill section, and find | |
| a clear road to the summit, and then the steep descent into | |
| Kenmore. The brakes, which were rebuilt just a few weeks back, | |
| have chosen this time to bed-in nicely, increasing the front | |
| lever travel to the throttle grip, so the low gearing is once | |
| again employed to retard the heavy machine, and avert a | |
| catastrophic one time only top speed into the loch below. | |
| The exhaust bellows embarrassingly as we thread our way between | |
| the timbered shortbread tin of Kenmore, and although we're | |
| supposed to turn right, and thread our way over the hills via | |
| Glen Lyon, I decide that the direct route to Killin is the more | |
| sensible option, and nurse the reluctant Moto-Guzzi along the | |
| loch-side, where the sun breaks through to alleviate the | |
| mechanical gloom, and summer has returned by the time we swing | |
| into the carefully coned off car park, where Peter is | |
| frantically attempting to arrange the incomers, without blocking | |
| the four-wheeled stragglers who have not vacated the allocated | |
| bike park. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/2atWCQ9Trophy | |
| Killin | |
| https://flic.kr/p/2atWCQ9 | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1851/43435148795_08a412708b_b.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29bdutMkillin | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29bdutM | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| My foreshortened route seems to have worked out well enough, and | |
| although there are more than six machines ahead of me, lunch is | |
| only just starting, so I refresh myself with a frankly | |
| disappointing pint of the only real ale on tap, that seems to | |
| have been lying in the pipes all night. Outside, the bikes | |
| arrive in fits and starts, and concern is raised about the lack | |
| of space, so we're obliged to move the bikes to the front for a | |
| quick getaway, and to make more space. A Velocette owner with a | |
| distinct Yorkshire accent doesn't trust the Guzzi's side-stand, | |
| and moves his machine to avoid a potential domino effect, as I | |
| break out the tools and once more change the sooty plug. The | |
| neat toolkit has become a shambles, having been unceremoniously | |
| dumped into the panniers back at the cows, lest the engine | |
| choose to die on me while packing them properly, and there's a | |
| cacophony of jingling bells as the contents spill over the | |
| gravel. I have cause to be thankful for my Yorkshire companion, | |
| who later in the day presents me with the plug key that had been | |
| left behind after the stop. Thank you that man! | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/29tEtj7plug | |
| key | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29tEtj7 | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| A tiny Ducati, piloted by a friendly and diminutive Irishman | |
| ploughs through the gravel, and slithers to a halt in front of a | |
| conveniently placed cycle rack, which, disappointingly, is not | |
| quite wide enough to accept the front tyre. The centre stand | |
| wobbles precariously on the gravel and there's no side stand, so | |
| we bodily lift the amazingly light machine sideways, and prop it | |
| against the wall of the hotel, where it gazes bemusedly at the | |
| rapidly growing throng. | |
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| https://flic.kr/p/29bdtSXducTI | |
| 56 | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29bdtSX | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| The immaculate little C15 has sprung a major oil leak, soaking | |
| the rider's left boot (�It's a BSA,� I say, and immediately | |
| regret the unkind attempt at humour) and a beautiful yellow | |
| Trials Cub, which is just being run-in following restoration, | |
| creates a splash of colour. | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1866/42532781870_8014e9287c_z.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/27NtCemoily | |
| C15 | |
| https://flic.kr/p/27NtCem | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1852/30473801348_fdfa62fd23_z.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/NqScs5cubby | |
| https://flic.kr/p/NqScs5 | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| Like most of these events, being a participant means you never | |
| get to see everything. At the start, you're busy getting ready, | |
| and en route, you only see the ones you pass, so the lunchtime | |
| stop is an opportunity to see at least some of the machinery you | |
| missed, including those non-entrants who are just along for the | |
| spectating. | |
| Feeling a steak pie that has my name on it, I throw everything | |
| (except the plug key) back in the panniers and head back in. By | |
| some miraculous but flawed system, the hotel staff are supposed | |
| to know what you ordered from your lunch voucher, but the system | |
| breaks down once you have handed over your paper and sat down | |
| (especially as some move tables to be with their mates, or in | |
| the case of my Yorkshire saviour, to avoid a shoogly table) and | |
| soon nearly everyone is having the excellent steak pie, while | |
| some poor man next to me is prodding away disappointedly at some | |
| scampi, although he's sure he ordered the pie, as he stares | |
| enviously at mine (which was excellent by the way). | |
| Lunch over, it's time to plan the route home, which appears | |
| deceptively simple, apart from an unidentifiable right turn | |
| within the village. Surely that must be the right turn over the | |
| bridge at Falls of Dochart, but it's not, and we find an | |
| unexpected turn off the main street onto a road that I never | |
| knew existed. Actually, to call it a road may be something of an | |
| exaggeration. In some places it's more like a quarry, and in | |
| others, more like a field (and a Geordie friend insists he saw | |
| someone out with a Flymo cutting the grass), but it wanders ever | |
| westwards, much further than I thought possible, before finally | |
| crossing the river a mile or so upstream, with only a short rise | |
| to the bustling A85. The ride back is straightforward enough, | |
| apart from the climb up Glen Ogle, which sees our forward | |
| velocity dropping to a near crawl, as dropping a gear would | |
| simply take us into the worst of the misfiring territory, but we | |
| soon catch up with some even slower tourists, who lead us gently | |
| back to camp, as they gawp at the scenery. | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1853/44292110342_c63e3ab7dc_b.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/2atWDhSliam1 | |
| https://flic.kr/p/2atWDhS | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| Having been unable to leave the green slug outside to dry, due | |
| to this morning's drizzle, it finally gets pegged out in the | |
| relative warmth in quite a stiff breeze, while the tent interior | |
| smells like a rugby player's jockstrap, the air thick and | |
| cloying. I manage to get the leathers off and change into jeans | |
| and tee that are dryish, and smell only faintly of yesterday's | |
| Carlsberg, get the tools out once more, and waste some more time | |
| going over ground that's already been trampled into submission | |
| by my previous futile efforts. | |
| This time, the carburettor comes right off, following the time | |
| consuming process of removing the ham can air filter body. | |
| Dismantling on grass is never wise, and I create small piles of | |
| parts on bags and oily rags, hoping and praying that nothing | |
| gets lost. I've started laying a polythene sheet under the bike | |
| at home, to increase the chance of capturing those parts that | |
| spring out, or fall, often ending up in places that seem quite | |
| impossible, but of course don't have that essential tool with | |
| me. | |
| Inevitably, there's nothing to see. Float bowl, jets, needle | |
| valve and inlet filter are all clean; the slide and needle seem | |
| fine, and although the brass piston for the enrichener seems a | |
| bit sticky, if it were staying open, the tickover would be worst | |
| affected, and it isn't. When all's said and done, I know fine | |
| well it's ignition, but like those days when you get stuck n a | |
| traffic jam, and take a twenty mile detour that takes longer | |
| than waiting in the queue, it always feels better to do | |
| something, than do nothing. And I can dismantle neither a coil | |
| not a capacitor, so the carburettor is the only solace | |
| available. | |
| There isn't time to put it back together, so it's time for | |
| another tin, and off to dinner, another quite excellent buffet | |
| washed down with more Stella. I sneak off again before it gets | |
| dark, collect my almost dry sleeping bag, and put most of the | |
| carburettor back together, but discretion gets the better of me | |
| as night falls, and the final assembly will have to wait until | |
| morning. A few more beers, and I'm inexplicably sleepy and take | |
| an uncharacteristic early night in the beer flavoured tent. | |
| Sleep comes easily, and I'm horrified to discover it's 8:00 when | |
| I finally wake up. | |
| Although I think the chances of making the Sunday Social run are | |
| slim, I at least want to try, and head onto the blissfully dry | |
| grass to complete the assembly, checking the points and plug | |
| once more. At one point, there's a tinkling noise, and something | |
| bounces off the frame and flies into the grass. I think it's a | |
| washer from the points, but sifting the stems through my fingers | |
| and even trawling with a magnet doesn't bring the mystery object | |
| into view. Fitting the carburettor back onto the manifold, I | |
| discover that the nut from the clamp has gone, and must have | |
| been hanging on the last thread. I steal an M6 from the air-box | |
| mounts, and it goes back together with that. | |
| A sympathetic Gordon arrives with an aluminium plate of bacon | |
| and eggs and a mug of tea, the last of his weekend supplies, | |
| which enable me to attack the rebuild with renewed vigour. I | |
| decide there's no point in sticking the air-box back on, tape | |
| the breather out of the way, and attempt a start. It's not good; | |
| the engine fires, but any attempt to open the throttle causes it | |
| to die, or misfire badly. Departure time approaching rapidly, I | |
| decide to call it a day, and try and nurse it home, where I can | |
| at least lose my parts in the relative comfort of my own garage. | |
| I spend some quality time looking at the bikes, and am impressed | |
| with the Rudge Ulster, whose patient owner explains the bronze | |
| radial head, the dual cable braking with spring-loaded anti-lock | |
| on the back, and the hand-operated centre-stand. | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1871/42532780690_6afcb59310_z.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/27NtBT1Ulster | |
| 32 | |
| https://flic.kr/p/27NtBT1 | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| Hamish's Panther outfit also gets plenty of attention, with a | |
| well wrapped up Margaret on board, with its stripped down | |
| sidecar and 'well patinated' finish all round. It was playing up | |
| on the Saturday, but recovered once a fly was removed from the | |
| carburettor... | |
| https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1878/43435170715_bff4fbddb9_b.jpg | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29bdAZHhamish | |
| mags | |
| https://flic.kr/p/29bdAZH | |
| by bancquo | |
| https://www.flickr.com/photos/17279292@N03/, | |
| on Flickr | |
| The others ride off into the sunshine, as the tent is | |
| dismantled, and everything except the leaky beer tins is | |
| returned to the slightly damp bags, gear is donned, and of | |
| course the bike won't start. Several sweaty minutes later, the | |
| gear all comes off again, and a very wet plug is removed and | |
| replaced with a dry but sooty one, which gets a quick wire | |
| brushing before insertion. Now it does start, but it's misfiring | |
| badly. I increase the throttle, and screw the stop in to hold it | |
| there while I put everything back on, and then it dies again.... | |
| The wee OK rattles its way back into camp, a brave attempt to | |
| repair the clutch with 'corks' cut from a Cornflakes packet | |
| having failed to stand the course, but 10/10 for effort and for | |
| initiative in making the best use of available materials. | |
| Finally, after a third attempt, I manage to get the bike moving, | |
| deciding to avoid the main road, and take the low road to | |
| Crieff, and from there back to Perth. However, I'm not far out | |
| of the camp before a loud rattle reminds me that I forgot to | |
| tighten the rear tank mount where the air-box steady came off, | |
| so a quick change of plan, and we slip into my friend's driveway | |
| for emergency repairs and a much needed mug of tea, joined by | |
| the neighbour, who clutches some excellent photos of his early | |
| exploits with the trials outfits and road racing, including one | |
| which he thinks is of our very own Beveridge Park, sometime in | |
| the mid-sixties. | |
| Fortunately, the bike starts after this welcome refreshment, | |
| although it's running just as badly as before. I take the main | |
| road after all (indecisiveness being a fatal personality flaw) | |
| and let rip some massive backfires as we leave the village, but | |
| once again, things improve as the engine warms up, and we take a | |
| leisurely ride back, following one of those miniature car-based | |
| campers, which we're too slow to overtake. | |
| Of course, I'm completely certain by now that there's nothing | |
| whatsoever wrong with the carburettor, and get straight onto | |
| eBay once the bike is stashed away in the garage, to order a new | |
| copper HT lead, end terminations, plug cap and a new Lucas coil, | |
| and of course the coil arrives a few days later, is connected up | |
| with the old points, capacitor and HT lead, and the bike starts | |
| and runs just fine. | |
| As a salutary lesson on the futility of dismantling carburettors | |
| in an attempt to repair an ignition problem, this has been a | |
| fairly perfect example, but I console myself with the fact that | |
| we got there, did a somewhat foreshortened run, and got home, | |
| all under our own steam, and didn't let the minor inconveniences | |
| of soggy bags and recalcitrant engine spoil the weekend one bit. | |
| Good company and copious quantities of beer see to that, and I | |
| can't wait to see what perils and derring-do await me on next | |
| year's event. | |
| At some point, and it should be sooner rather than later, I must | |
| make a point of riding back to that field gate and apologise | |
| profusely to those curious cows; after all, they were right all | |
| along, and we should give them due credit for that. | |
| #Post#: 2461-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance | |
| By: Dave Date: August 30, 2018, 8:22 am | |
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| Great story Jake, if you are a member of the Guzzi Owners Club | |
| you should submit the story for publication I Gambalunga. | |
| #Post#: 2462-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance | |
| By: banquo Date: August 31, 2018, 1:51 pm | |
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| Thanks Dave; I've sent it for our own club's newsletter, and the | |
| VMCC; I suppose Gambalunga could be added, although they may be | |
| getting fed up with my articles by now... ;D | |
| #Post#: 2467-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance | |
| By: JamesNFalconaut Date: September 5, 2018, 12:05 am | |
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| That's a yarn and a half Banquo. A fine write-up, and I enjoyed | |
| looking up "shoogly". | |
| Good pics of your falc on the wing - you can't see she's running | |
| rough. | |
| #Post#: 2468-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Cows and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance | |
| By: banquo Date: September 5, 2018, 8:56 am | |
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| Thus proving that the camera does lie! | |
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