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#Post#: 1593--------------------------------------------------
Rage the Above
By: Cruel Date: April 5, 2013, 7:55 pm
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Sooo the way it works is you post a rage about the person above
you.
EX (For the Retards (Thunder *cough cough*)):
A posts
B flames A
C flames B.
Ye, much love guys.
Lets see how much we hate each other.
#Post#: 1594--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: Thunderstorm Date: April 5, 2013, 8:25 pm
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
U
LOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK FOR AGMING CRUEL DA FAG HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[spoiler]am i doing it right?[/spoiler]
#Post#: 1599--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: Disturbiaz Date: April 5, 2013, 8:36 pm
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U gay pussy
Suck my phat dick
#Post#: 1600--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: Cruel Date: April 5, 2013, 8:37 pm
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Let me help you out.
Thunder, I was named AGM because your fa*got ass couldn't even
manage a boy scouts club, let alone a haxball club.
You think you are so good at hax, but honestly the only reason
anyone allows you to continue playing is because we are
convinced that you are autistic; we dont want any irl blow ups.
Your lack of balls is a crime in most islamic states. You
literally have less male genitalia then thought humanly
possible.
[spoiler]
Cruel is King
[spoiler]
Thunder, good try, I love you bb.
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
#Post#: 1602--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: buffalo Date: April 5, 2013, 8:37 pm
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Oh my god you're annoying as fuck.. and I almost never swear.
Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No
doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention.
This is your only way of communicating amongst other people,
because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to
you irl.
There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have
ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's
right mind is THAT much of an asshole? You're the kind of
person, Thunder, that just needs to get wiped off the internet.
Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the
way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who
like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are,
what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it
definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole
league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless
useless and ignorant whines all over.
Thunder, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it.
Give it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let
everything go.
Peace..
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Re: Rage the Above
By: buffalo Date: April 5, 2013, 8:38 pm
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ohcruel posted while i was typing that
Oh my god you're annoying as fuck.. and I almost never swear.
Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No
doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention.
This is your only way of communicating amongst other people,
because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to
you irl.
There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have
ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's
right mind is THAT much of an asshole? You're the kind of
person, Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet.
Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the
way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who
like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are,
what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it
definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole
league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless
useless and ignorant whines all over.
Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give
it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let
everything go.
Peace..
#Post#: 1604--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: Cruel Date: April 5, 2013, 8:39 pm
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[quote author=Disturbiaz link=topic=284.msg1599#msg1599
date=1365212200]
U gay ****
Suck my phat dick
[/quote]
The only thing disturbing about you is how low your PPG is, and
how small your tiny ass d*ck is.
Your lack of production in PHL is a straight indicator of how
not straight you are.
[spoiler]
STILL KING
[/spoiler]
#Post#: 1605--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: buffalo Date: April 5, 2013, 8:40 pm
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Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.
Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No
doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention.
This is your only way of communicating amongst other people,
because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to
you irl.
There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have
ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's
right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person,
Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then
you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do.
Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in
your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been
doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't
be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including
xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and
ignorant whines all over.
Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give
it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let
everything go.
Peace..
#Post#: 1606--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: FURGABLURGABLURGA Date: April 5, 2013, 8:41 pm
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with
instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open
wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You
took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a
putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering
pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper
cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than
nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You
are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl
out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of
what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit
late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that
you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but
they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If
cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with
caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core
dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than
that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches,
maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal
parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it
back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil
beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a
green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're
a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't
have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant
and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address
lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to
be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that
your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the
$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life
is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising
either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all
siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your
polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever
mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search
of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals
silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You
believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever
lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang
up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish
opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your
sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you
leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I
hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the
porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish
clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained
clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many
bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a
field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you
still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a
double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You
would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.
You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic
camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed
stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just
knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming
flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and
remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled
out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a
stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have
traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new
dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons
have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no
intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer
day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be
possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big
stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid
purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I
can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this
experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think
that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your
other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a
bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in
this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known
that this was true in your case then I would have never have
exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been
"right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent,
vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous,
contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
and Generally Not Good.
[spoiler] credit to
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=138421123&page=1<br
/>[/spoiler]
#Post#: 1607--------------------------------------------------
Re: Rage the Above
By: Cruel Date: April 5, 2013, 8:43 pm
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[quote author=buffalo link=topic=284.msg1603#msg1603
date=1365212301]
ohcruel posted while i was typing that
Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.
Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No
doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention.
This is your only way of communicating amongst other people,
because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to
you irl.
There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have
ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's
right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person,
Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then
you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do.
Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in
your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been
doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't
be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including
xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and
ignorant whines all over.
Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give
it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let
everything go.
Peace..
[/quote]
Buffalo, you got your name after comparing your mothers weight
to the closest animal. Obviously that shit is genetic, because
you are the fattest f*ck i have seen over the internet.
I need a new start? You need a gastric bypass.
[spoiler]
Also change your irl name. I know im sexy, but the fact that you
stole my name does not mean you get to be like me.
[spoiler]
I am KING
[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
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