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�funny� |
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By: Helen Date: March 23, 2023, 9:24 pm |
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I�m sure it�s not true, but it made me laugh anyway �maybe it |
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won�t hit your funny bone�but I needed the chuckle� |
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( A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young |
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attractive guy about 28 years old... I was curious. I wanted to |
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know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. |
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So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. |
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He was very kind. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I'm |
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not a liar so I told him and reminded him I'm quite a bit his |
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senior. And I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery |
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ain't all that bad. |
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We keep talking for a while and within a short time, he asked if |
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we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then he replied |
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with a face like 👿. He said 'thank you babe, you start." |
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So I did! |
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I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My |
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back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have |
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crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I |
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often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. |
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I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I |
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have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the |
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need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can't |
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forget that one! |
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I was waiting for him to answer me... |
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He blocked me. He wanted to talk about adult things and then |
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couldn't take the heat! |
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I think I'm just a bit too much woman for him to handle!) |
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[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji3] |
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Re: �funny� |
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By: James Date: March 24, 2023, 7:11 am |
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Thanks Helen, now I know what to do if my nubile masseuse gets |
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fresh with me. I shall give her a blow by blow account of all my |
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aches and pains and a list of all my bits that work only half as |
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well as they used to. |
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Yet having said that Rupert Murdock does give me hope ;D |
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