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#Post#: 8817-------------------------------------------------- |
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Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: CMonster Date: June 2, 2016, 12:42 am |
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It has happened again. Wake up in the middle of the dark with |
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my torches missing and my boxes unlocked. Start groping around |
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looking for the light switch before I remember, "Ah crap, that's |
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right... zombie apocalypse." Then I start looking for cookies |
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and realize that some savage bandit has run off with my |
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chocolate chips. |
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I don't mind the iron bars you took, or the stacks of building |
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blocks, or the pile of cobblestone. Seriously I don't know how |
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you fit 1000 pieces of cobblestone in your pack. Must have |
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pulled up with a dumptruck. But, why take the beds? Waking up |
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on the cold wooden floor is just too "roughing it" for me. And |
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did you have to take ALL the coffee? At least leave me enough |
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to make the morning pot. |
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And you really went looking for loot didn't you? Diggity dang, |
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broke open every box, well... except for all of the sham boxes |
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in the "Oh Shit" room. Surprised you on that one didn't I? |
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Looks like you saw one of my exploding cookies too. Pretty |
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tasty, just step on one for the full chocolate explosion. What |
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were you expecting to find anyway? An auger? I'm too busy |
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making cookies to bother with such trivialities. |
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You know, I was pretty impressed with the precision until I |
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noticed you broke my COOKIE sign. That went too far! I am not |
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the Adams family, mysterious and "OOKIE". And bring back my |
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bedroll! I sewed that by hand after collecting cotton tufts and |
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spinning them into thread, looming the thread into cloth and |
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then attaching the pieces together into a final bedroll, after |
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dying it red-brown and filling it with feathers I collected from |
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bird nests scattered about the forest. It was my favorite |
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sleeping bag damn it! |
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#Post#: 8819-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: AB42 Date: June 2, 2016, 11:31 am |
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Dang. WOW. That's just wrong. I'll bake you more cookies |
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: Ammit Date: June 2, 2016, 11:40 pm |
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thats terrible |
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let me know if I can assist with anything. |
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id consider removing the C in cookie griefing, and I think it |
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should be reported.. |
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un sportsman like conduct |
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loot is one thing, defacing a base is entirely another |
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#Post#: 8823-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: CMonster Date: June 3, 2016, 12:26 pm |
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Zactly ;) |
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#Post#: 8826-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: Candor Falcon Date: June 5, 2016, 10:20 am |
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If you're gonna supply cookies for everyone to eat, you should |
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be supplying the milk to wash them down with too! ;D |
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige |
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By: CMonster Date: June 6, 2016, 1:21 am |
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I've been looking all over for cows or goats but I have yet to |
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find any that survived the zombie takeover. |
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My kingdom for a milk cow! |
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