| Return Create A Forum - Home | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Hax Community | |
| https://haxnuts.createaforum.com | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| ***************************************************** | |
| Return to: Floofs | |
| ***************************************************** | |
| #Post#: 15158-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Dear Fido | |
| By: Queenie Date: September 13, 2021, 10:36 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| Yes, I am still alive. I understand how exciting this is for | |
| you. I'm very proud that you appear to have survived while I | |
| took out the trash, but honestly, I'm fine, thanks. | |
| #Post#: 15169-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: September 13, 2021, 10:42 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Dear Sammy, | |
| I know you have no idea that in 28 days you are leaving us, and | |
| we are very sad about that, but those shoes were the cheap $30 | |
| ones, thank you for chewing them instead of the other ones. No | |
| you can't have the other ones. Ok, i guess the left shoe can be | |
| a chew toy as well. | |
| I admit other than sit and fetch I have taught you almost | |
| nothing. It's a good thing you are cute. | |
| #Post#: 15322-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: Queenie Date: September 13, 2021, 3:07 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| I am glad that you enjoy jumping in the ocean, the brook, the | |
| pond, the swamp, and each and every puddle. I get it. You are | |
| a water dog. Water is fun. | |
| What is so terrible about a bath, exactly? | |
| #Post#: 15390-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: LabPartner Date: September 13, 2021, 4:53 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| [quote author=Queenie link=topic=289.msg15322#msg15322 | |
| date=1631563669] | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| I am glad that you enjoy jumping in the ocean, the brook, the | |
| pond, the swamp, and each and every puddle. I get it. You are | |
| a water dog. Water is fun. | |
| What is so terrible about a bath, exactly? | |
| [/quote] | |
| When I was a puppy, I always thought the worst part about a bath | |
| (as opposed to the ocean, the brook, the pond, the swamp, and | |
| each and every puddle) was the lack of control. | |
| #Post#: 15498-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: Aardtacha Date: September 13, 2021, 8:26 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| [quote author=Queenie link=topic=289.msg15322#msg15322 | |
| date=1631563669] | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| I am glad that you enjoy jumping in the ocean, the brook, the | |
| pond, the swamp, and each and every puddle. I get it. You are | |
| a water dog. Water is fun. | |
| What is so terrible about a bath, exactly? | |
| [/quote] | |
| When the girls were very small puppies (rather than mammoth | |
| calves), it took two of us to bathe them -- one to hold the | |
| pup's leash, the other to do the bathing. They're bigger now, | |
| and it takes two of us to bathe them still. This time, we have | |
| to leash the other dog so we can bathe the one without "help" | |
| from her sister. | |
| #Post#: 15554-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: acl-ny Date: September 13, 2021, 9:52 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| [quote author=Queenie link=topic=289.msg15322#msg15322 | |
| date=1631563669] | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| I am glad that you enjoy jumping in the ocean, the brook, the | |
| pond, the swamp, and each and every puddle. I get it. You are | |
| a water dog. Water is fun. | |
| What is so terrible about a bath, exactly? | |
| [/quote] | |
| Queenie, I just laughed so hard! Mr. appreciated it also. | |
| #Post#: 15599-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: September 14, 2021, 6:19 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Dear Puppy, | |
| I too am excited that you discovered my secret stash of bubble | |
| wrap. Perhaps, if you stop biting it, it might stop making the | |
| scary noise. Or you could put it down. Running with it doesn't | |
| seem to help. Just a suggestion. | |
| Also, I appreciate that your farts are super silent, but they | |
| are still yours. Giving me a puzzled, accusatory look isn't | |
| going to convince me they're mine, even if you tilt your head. | |
| I've read the Gift of Fear. Okay, I haven't. But you know what | |
| I mean, you gaslighting son of a bitch. | |
| Love, | |
| Your roommate | |
| #Post#: 15626-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: LabPartner Date: September 14, 2021, 8:01 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| [quote author=TwoASAPsAgo link=topic=289.msg15599#msg15599 | |
| date=1631618392] | |
| I've read the Gift of Fear. Okay, I haven't. But you know | |
| what I mean, you gaslighting son of a bitch. | |
| Love, | |
| Your roommate | |
| [/quote] | |
| Good thing no one else was in the office when I read this. My | |
| laugh would have caused concern. | |
| #Post#: 15802-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: billieryder Date: September 14, 2021, 12:36 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| I no longer have a dog but loving these as much as Dear Cat. | |
| Pets are such a wonderful addition to the household even if you | |
| want to strangle them at times. | |
| #Post#: 15814-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Fido | |
| By: LabPartner Date: September 14, 2021, 12:51 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=289.msg15626#msg15626 | |
| date=1631624469] | |
| [quote author=TwoASAPsAgo link=topic=289.msg15599#msg15599 | |
| date=1631618392] | |
| I've read the Gift of Fear. Okay, I haven't. But you know | |
| what I mean, you gaslighting son of a bitch. | |
| Love, | |
| Your roommate | |
| [/quote] | |
| Good thing no one else was in the office when I read this. My | |
| laugh would have caused concern. | |
| [/quote] | |
| I just laughed aloud again, 3 hours and 49 minutes later. | |
| ***************************************************** | |
| Next Page |