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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: Phitasphook Date: March 26, 2011, 6:28 am |
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Today I saw a sign that made me piss myself...Toilets Closed |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: vandit73 Date: March 30, 2011, 4:52 am |
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Whilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye....I'm now parsley |
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sighted. |
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Doctor told me it should clear in thyme. |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: Phitasphook Date: April 27, 2011, 3:42 am |
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? |
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Lickalotopuss |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: macappin Date: May 27, 2011, 3:47 pm |
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Imogen Thomas has announced plans to launch a singer career |
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though so far she has only been doing Giggs in Manchester. |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: vandit73 Date: June 7, 2011, 5:06 am |
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I found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in it. |
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One formal complaint from her and now I'm banned from the gym. |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: LesTom1 Date: June 19, 2011, 8:35 am |
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A Leeds dentist has been arrested on suspicion of injecting |
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patients with illegal substances. |
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When asked to clarify the nature of the alleged offence, a |
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Yorkshire police spokesman replied "e by gum" |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: CrazyOcelot Date: June 19, 2011, 10:50 am |
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[quote author=vandit73 link=topic=71.msg5551#msg5551 |
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date=1301478767] |
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Whilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye....I'm now parsley |
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sighted. |
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Doctor told me it should clear in thyme. |
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[/quote] |
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Ahyes Tim Vine!! |
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Funny guy! :P |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: LesTom1 Date: June 19, 2011, 10:59 am |
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A girl comes running in from the garden crying with a thorn in |
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her thumb, she screams "I want a cider!!". Her mums says |
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"Darling your too young for cider, what made you ask for it?" |
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To which the girl replies "My big sister always says she feels |
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better with a prick in cider!!" |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: Phitasphook Date: June 23, 2011, 7:17 am |
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his |
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car. |
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"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake |
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pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. |
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However, before the police investigation could start, the phone |
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rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. |
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"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by |
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mistake." |
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Re: Fun & Jokes |
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By: Phitasphook Date: June 30, 2011, 7:26 pm |
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A man stood at a bar with his friends as he proclaimed "I'd give |
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her one" |
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She instantly turned and replied "F**k off, I wouldn't go near |
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you" |
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He replied "I was rating you out of 10 you fat Bitch!" |
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