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I wanna be the messiah |
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By: TheMessiah Date: May 1, 2013, 11:44 am |
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If I'm not the messiah, then my username makes little to no |
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sense. Therefore, your religion will become a sham based on |
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false usernames. Such as this, imaging if BUTTPIRATE666 was not |
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in fact, a butt pirate. How does this reflect on you? The answer |
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is, not very well. Therefore, I believe that I should be |
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appointed Messiah. The title of Messiah includes basic rights, |
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such as turning water into soda, walking on things and being |
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crucified. |
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My name: Jesus Christ |
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My age: 2013 |
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My requirements are that I am Jesus. My work references are God |
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and Jonathan, my boss when I was a carpenter. |
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Please allow me to be messiah. |
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Re: I wanna be the messiah |
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By: TheHolyBarrett Date: May 1, 2013, 3:24 pm |
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[quote author=TheMessiah link=topic=17.msg23#msg23 |
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date=1367426686] |
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If I'm not the messiah, then my username makes little to no |
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sense. Therefore, your religion will become a sham based on |
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false usernames. Such as this, imaging if BUTTPIRATE666 was not |
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in fact, a butt pirate. How does this reflect on you? The answer |
|
is, not very well. Therefore, I believe that I should be |
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appointed Messiah. The title of Messiah includes basic rights, |
|
such as turning water into soda, walking on things and being |
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crucified. |
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My name: Jesus Christ |
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My age: 2013 |
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My requirements are that I am Jesus. My work references are God |
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and Jonathan, my boss when I was a carpenter. |
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Please allow me to be messiah. |
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Application Approved |
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-You are now the official Messiah of Barrettism |
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