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                    Extreme bathrooms, Brevard NC edition

So, the bathroom in our suite at The Bromfield Inn [1]. The only time I've
seen as large a bathroom was at the house of John the paper millionaire of a
dotcom [2]. The entrance:

[An arched entry into the changing rooms, then an arch into the bathroom, of
which you only see very little.] It's a portal into another dimension, a
dimension of bathing. [3]


Okay, it's the entrance to the changing rooms and then the bathroom. What you
can't see is just how large it is.

Here's the vanity from the entry:

[A vanity with his and her sinks, beyond is the bathtub.] I really need a
fisheye lens to get the scale of this place. [4]


And the reverse shot, with me standing in the bathtub in an attempt to get
back far enough to get a picture:

[The vanity from the other side, you can see a small desk just for makeup]
Seriously, I'm having trouble getting everything in. [5]


And because I've yet to fit it all in, the bathtub:

[A tub quite possibly large enough for two.] I wonder if the painting leads
to Narnia? [6]


But in addition to the his-and-her vanity, the bathtub built for two, and the
makeup desk, we have the shower and watercloset!

[From left to right, in the back corner of the bathroom, the bathtub, the
shower and the watercloset.] My God! Will this bathroom ever end? [7]


And again, I have to stand in the bathtub to get this shot of the shower. I
think it's mandatory for bed-and-breakfasts here in Brevard to have multiple
shower heads [8]. I'm not complaining; neither is Bunny.

[A show stall with two shower heads.] Two shower heads is still sweet. [9]


And finally, we have the water closet with a piece of equipment I've only
heard of and until now, have never actually seen one:

[On the left a toilet, and on the right, a bidet.] The bidet … only slightly
less mysterious than the three clam shells. [10]


A bidet!

I did not realize just how high that shoots water. Just letting you know.

And that ends our tour of the cavernous bathroom in our suite.

[The view from the bathroom back into the main suite.] And there, in the
distance, is the bed in its normal habitat … [11]


Seriously, the bathroom is about the size of our family room back at Chez
Boca. It may even have its own area code. I may have to ask about that …

Update on Friday, November 4^th, 2022

Our unfortunate review of The Bromfield Inn [12]


[1] https://thebromfieldinn.com/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/04/29.2
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Entrance.jpg
[4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Vanity1.jpg
[5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Vanity2.jpg
[6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Bath.jpg
[7] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Waterworks.jpg
[8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2014/11/01.2
[9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Shower.jpg
[10] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Bidet.jpg
[11] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/10/24/Exit.jpg
[12] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2022/11/04.1

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