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Notes on an overheard conversation about The Great American Tag Sale with
Martha Stewart
“I think Martha's spent too much time hanging with Snoop Dogg.”
“What makes you say that?”
“Look at her! Her dress, her hair, the 50-yard stare into nothing.”
“Maybe you're not used to seeing her at home.”
“Maybe … ”
“Besides, maybe she learned that while in prison.”
“Oh yeah! She did do time in the pokey, didn't she?”
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