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 I'm hoping this is a joke, because if it's not, I'm not sure what that says
                              about our society

I finished my lunch of a sub sandwich when I notice a message printed on the
wrapper in not-so-small print:

[A sub sandwich wrapper with “DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER” printed on it.] I'll
admit, the sub was good, but not so good as to keep eating everything in
sight. [1]


I have no words.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2022/05/03/wrapper.jpg

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