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               Extreme social bear distancing, Brevard edition

Bunny and I were walking through downtown Brevard [1] when we came across
this sign reminding us of our duty to social distance in these times of human
malware:

[A graphic showing social distancing as being the size of a bear.] Do NOT
offer the bear a Coke. This is only effective against polar bears. Also, I
don't have to out run the bear, I just have to offer YOU to the bear. [2]


Also handy to keep in mind: how to survive a bear attack [3].

[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/11/04/SocialBearDistance.jpg
[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5MA1bt9A4

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