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                           Lightsabers and Pitfall!

My hetero life mate Hoade [1] finally got around to mailing my [DELETED-
Christmas-DELETED] [DELETED-birthday-DELETED] Valentine's Day gift, and I
must say, much fun. The first item in the package was the Activision
Flashback Blast [2] gaming system, an Atari 2600 [3] in a modern game
controller (technically, the games are stored in the HDMI (High-Definition
Multimedia Interface) interface that the game controller connects to), and of
the twenty games included, I've only heard of half of them, the standout one
being Pitfall! [4] The one standout game I never heard of (and by “standout”
I mean “WTF (What the Fudge) was Activision thinking?”) is Crackpots [5], a
kind of reverse Space Invaders [6], but instead of bug-eyed aliens marching
down towards you, it's actual bugs crawling up towards you. Interesting take
on the genre, but still a WTF moment the first time I played it.

In fact, not having instructions makes these game all the more fun. Back in
high school and through college, my friend Bill and I would often … um …
aquire … games and attempt to play them without knowing how to play. I still
recall playing Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior [7] with Bill and both of us
falling over laughing when suddenly and rather unexpectedly, one of us
somehow managed to chop the head off the other player.

The other gift Hoade sent was a “Lightsaber™ Ice Pop Maker.” A kit of four
small lightsabers (two modelled after Darth Vader's saber, and two moddeled
after Luke Skywalker's second, green lightsaber) and a mold to make four pops
at a time.

[My hand, holding up a Darth Vader Lightsaber™ Ice Pop that isn't quite lit
up all the way] “I find your lack of lightsaber … disturbing!” [8]


As a test, we used cranberry juice for two of them (one for Darth's, one for
Luke's—just to see how the green LED (Light Emitting Diode) interacts with
the red cranberry juice) and ginger ale for the other two. I'm not sure if we
left them in the freezer long enough, because the first two I attemped to
pull out broke apart. The third one came out (after running hot water over
the mold) but Bunny and I learned that we should have used flat ginger ale—
the carbonation caused large pits in the “light” portion of the lightsaber.
And as you can see in the image above, the light doesn't quite go all the way
through.

We have ideas for other attempts.

Anyway, I want to thank Hoade for the gifts. They were much appreciated and
caused some great merriment here in Chez Boca.

[1] https://seanhoade.wordpress.com/
[2] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B07FJXQZBW/conmanlaborat-20
[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_2600
[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitfall!
[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackpots
[6] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Invaders
[7] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarian:_The_Ultimate_Warrior
[8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/02/22/popsaber.jpg

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