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Notes on an overheard conversation outside a used book and compact disc store
“Are all the CD (Compact Disc)s like this?”
“Yup. All ten boxes.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“I've seen a lot of CD collections in my life … ”
“Yes?”
“And I've seen some really bad collections … ”
“And?”
“This collection has to be the single worst collection of CDs I've ever come
across. It's like these were given out for free. I'm not sure who would buy
this crap.”
“That bad, huh?”
“Music for Aromatherapy?”
“Erm … um … ”
“I might have to charge you just on principle.”
“You wouldn't happen to have a dumpster, would you?”
“Oh Hell no!”
”Sigh.”
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