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Notes on an overheard phone conversation with a computer about a product that
                              was just delivered

“We can send you updates and confirmations about our product and future
products to your email address. Would you like to do this?”

“No.”

“Okay then. We can send you a follow-up email about our product you just
received.”

“What? I just said ‘no’ to your previous question about email!”

“Great! Expect to see a follow-up email real soon now.”

“No! No! N—”

“Do you have any more questions?”

“—o!”

“Okay then. Thank you for using our product. Good-bye.'

“Wait!”


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