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 “When out from the fridge there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed
                         to see what was the matter”

“Oh no!”

“What happened?”

“All over the garage fridge!”

“What happ—oh!”

[A soda can exploded in the fridge. It was so excited about Santa Claus
coming to town that it exploded in anticipation!] [1]


“Orange soda is everywhere!”

“Well, at least the pecans are now candied.”

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2019/12/25/Boom.jpg

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