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“When out from the fridge there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed
to see what was the matter”
“Oh no!”
“What happened?”
“All over the garage fridge!”
“What happ—oh!”
[A soda can exploded in the fridge. It was so excited about Santa Claus
coming to town that it exploded in anticipation!] [1]
“Orange soda is everywhere!”
“Well, at least the pecans are now candied.”
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