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        “Help! I'm still trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”

Bunny and I are having dinner at a Chinese restaurant. The check is delivered
and we crack open our fortune cookies [1]. Mine is something generic, but
Bunny's cookie says, as God is my witness:

[“Pick another fortune cookie?” I guess that's a great way of increasing
sales.] [2]


Unfortunately, there was no other fortune cookie to pick from. Go figure.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2010/01/18.1
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2019/04/18/fortune.jpg

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