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                     A recreation of a scene at an office

[Setting: The breakroom of the Ft. Lauderdale Office of the Corporation. On
the counter are several boxes clearly labled “Krispy Kreme [1].” Sean walks
in.]

Sean: Dum de dum.

Sean: [He stops dead in his tracks as he spots the Krispy Kremes.]

Sean: Um …

Booming Voice: [We don't see the person speaking, but it's a booming, Brian
              Blessed [2] like, voice. As a side note, perhaps we can get
              Brian Blessed to play this part. Anyway, booming voice, unseen
              person.]

Booming Voice: Make a **SAVE vs. Krispy Kreme!**

Sean: [Reaches into his pocked and pulls out a twenty-sided die. He shakes it
     in his fist and then rolls it on the counter. His eyes goes wide. CUT
     to die rolling on the counter.]

D20: [ZOOM to CLOSE-UP of the die on the counter. You can clearly make out
    the “1” on the top face of the die.]

Sean: Nooooooooooooo!

Sean: [Sean then dives into the Krispy Kreme boxes …]

Sean: Nom nom nom nom nom …


[1] https://www.krispykreme.com/
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Blessed

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