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                          Have scissors, will shear

So I received this wonderful piece of spam today:

> From: Richard Kalou <[email protected]>
> To: undisclosed-recipients:;
> Subject: I am Richard Kalou by Name,I have an important issue to shear with
>         you So get back to me urgently through my email (
>         [email protected] )
> Date: Sat, 6 Oct 2018 17:28:34 +0000
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And tht's it. No explanation. Just the subject line stating that Richard has
an important issue involving sheep. Or alpacas, I think you shear those,
right?

So Richard has an important issue with alpacas—llamas! You can also shear
llamas! So it's an issue involving sheep, alpacas or harmonic llamas that I
need to urgently write back to Richard.

The only thing is—I don't know how to shear!.

Sorry, Richard, I can't help you.


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