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Extreme government secret alien guitars, Brevard edition
Near the outskirts of Brevard [1], is a small store selling unique guitars.
[On the downside, the guitars are tuned to a 17 note octave because the Green
greys like dissonant atonal music.] [2]
At this time I cannot divulge the location of said store, as there are three
Men in Black sitting across the street from me, watching …
[1]
https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2]
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