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           Extreme government secret alien guitars, Brevard edition

Near the outskirts of Brevard [1], is a small store selling unique guitars.

[On the downside, the guitars are tuned to a 17 note octave because the Green
greys like dissonant atonal music.] [2]


At this time I cannot divulge the location of said store, as there are three
Men in Black sitting across the street from me, watching …

[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2018/10/03/Alien-six-strings.jpg

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