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                   What? You mean 2017 has finally started?

It's [1] hard [2] to [3] come [4] up [5] with [6] new [7] and [8] clever [9]
messages [10] on [11] New [12] Year's [13] Day [14], especially when half of
them are about our crazy neighbor across the street [15] attempting to blow
himself up, and the other half are complaining about the lack of diversity in
my New Year's Day messages. That gets old pretty quick. So let me cut to the
chase and simply say:

**HAPPY NEW YEAR!**

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/01/01.1
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2003/01/01.1
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2004/01/01.1
[4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2005/01/01.1
[5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2006/01/01.1
[6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/01/01.1
[7] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/01/01.1
[8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2009/01/01.1
[9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2010/01/01.1
[10] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2011/01/01.1
[11] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2012/01/01.1
[12] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2013/01/01.1
[13] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/01/01.1
[14] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2016/01/01.1
[15] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2016/12/31.2

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