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                      About my open love letter to Apple

So … about yesterday [1] …

iOS 9.02 (I should have done a Google search before upgrading. Sigh) [2] hit
the airwaves. I've been having an uneasy feeling about iOS 9 (Seriously? This
and the Forbes article are the top two results if you do a Google search on
iOS 9.02? Man, I really should have done a Google search prior to upgrading.
Next time.) [3] and I decided to wait a bit until things settled down.
Normally, I'm all “if it ain't broke, don't fix it! [4]” but there was an
intriguing feature—the ability to block web ads! Which is an important
feature if you're using the cellular network for browsing where each and
every byte is accounted and billed for.

So, iOS [5] 9.02 finally hit. What could possibly go wrong?

* * * * *

Twenty hours later, on phone support with Apple [6]

“So what you're telling me is that there is no way Apple is going to let me
dump iOS 9.02 on my own iPhone [7] and roll back to iOS 8.4.1? No possible
way? Is that what you're telling me?”

“Yes.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!”

* * * * *

Ten hours earlier

Well, that was a disaster. I upgraded to iOS 9.02 and the second the iPhone
rebooted, my version of iTunes [8] dutifully informed me that it could not
talk to my iPhone in question, and that I should upgrade iTunes if I wanted
the ability to transfer data. Only thing is, there are no updates for iTunes
I can download! There are no more updates for anything on my Mac computer.
Remember “if it ain't broke, don't fix it?” Yeah. There's a reason [9] for
that [10].

I resorted to downloading iOS 8.4.1 off some random website (yes! I'm
resorting to downloading possibly questionable software off the Intarwebs!)
in an attempt to downgrade (look at what I'm resorting too, Apple! Why hast
thou forsaken me?), but I couldn't get iTunes to install that version. It
kept deleting the offered iOS 8.4.1 and kept shoving iOS 9.02 onto my phone.
By the time I gave up, I had a phone without my music (not that I listen much
music, but still), my contacts (which include custom ringtones for various
friends and family members) and my apps.

That was totally unacceptable to me.

Had I been warned that iOS 9.02 would not talk to my version of iTunes, I
would not have upgraded but alas, no mention was made in the Terms of Service
(and yes, I read the whole thing) nor did iTunes give a warning until after
it was installed.

On a whim, I downloaded the latest version of iTunes, just on the off chance
I could run it. Good thing I checked before installing that, because it
required a version of Mac OS X that I am currently not running.

What could possibly go wrong if I were to install that?

Don't answer that question!

* * * * *

Six hours later

If I can't solve it, perhaps the fine people at The Apple Store [11] can
help. I pack up everything I need and then some.

[What? You don't use your iPhone earbuds to wrap around Mac mini power cords?
What do you mean I'm the only one that does that?] [12]


My iPhone.
My Mac mini.
My Mac mini power cord.
My iPad.
My iPad keyboard.
And some miscellaneous cables and adaptors.
All went with us (Bunny tagged along) to [DELETED-Mecca-DELETED] The Apple
Store.

We found a very helpful employee who was both amused and sympathetic to my
plight. While Apple itself wouldn't downgrade my iPhone (corporate policy it
seems) he did help me figure out one issue with my failed attempts to
reintroduce iOS 8.4.1 to my iPhone—my use of DoubleCommand [13].

You see, I use an IBM Model M keyboard [14]. It's the only keyboard I use (I
am very picky about my keyboards) but it lacks a “Command” key. So I mapped
the “Alt” key to “Command.” Only Apple calls the “Alt” key the “Option” key.
And it's the “Option” key you need to hold down when you click the “Restore”
button in iTunes to select an iOS version to install. Unfortunately, I had
deleted the iOS 8.4.1 images I had downloaded due to sheer frustration and
therefore, could not install them at The Apple Store. But with this new
information, I felt confident I could carry on back at Chez Boca.

Also, while at The Apple Store, we found a very unhelpful employee who was
incredulous that I would dare not upgrade my Mac system every twenty minutes.
“Everybody upgrades, dude! What ancient software relic are you running that
you can't upgrade?”

“I'm running a special driver that allows my Mac to use my keyboard.”

“Macs don't use device drivers, dude!”

Sigh.

And by the way, I did end up using everything I brought along to The Apple
Store. Even the iPad keyboard. The helpful employee felt it was best to try
using that keyboard (after disabling DoubleCommand) so I could use a “real
Option key” to select the iOS 8.4.1 image.

* * * * *

Four hours later

I finally found the right iOS 8.4.1 image for my iPhone. I was able to select
it in iTunes. iTunes dutifully extracted it, contacted some license server at
Apple, which nixed the attempt, due, I think, to the fact that Apple knows
I've installed iOS 9.02 on the phone, and damn it! That's what I'm going to
run! Apple wasn't having any of this iOS 8.4.1 nonsense. It's onward and
upward!

* * * * *

Two hours past that

Brings us to the opening, wherein it's made clear by Apple that **YOU WILL
LIKE iOS 9.02 BEING SHOVED DOWN YOUR XXXXXXX XXXXXXX AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY,
CITIZEN!**

There is simply no way to downgrade to iOS 8.4.1.

(I would also like to note the very audible sigh I heard from Bob [15] when I
told him I refused to use iCloud [16] for backing up my iPhone. I'd rather
not have the iNSA view my iData without my iKnowldege. Is that so iWrong?)

* * * * *

I'm willing to conceed that most of this is my fault and that I brought it
down upon myself for my refusal to upgrade everything Apple-related every
twenty minutes, and that Apple even states they do not guarantee any software
they write will actually work (that's actually standard in the software
world). **BUT** it's my iPhone. I should be able to run what I want on it, as
long as I take the consequences of said actions. And iOS 8.4.1 was working
for me. I just wanted to downgrade to what was working less than twenty-four
hours earlier.

But **no**, I do not, we do not, own our own computing devices any more.

I think it's time I swim out of the Nile and admit to myself that I am not
the master of my own digital realm.

And that Apple owns my soul.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/10/04.1
[2] http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/10/02/apple-ios-9-0-2-risk/
[3] http://www.gottabemobile.com/2015/09/30/should-you-install-ios-9-0-2/
[4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2010/04/06.2
[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IOS
[6] http://www.apple.com/
[7] http://www.apple.com/iphone/
[8] http://www.apple.com/itunes/
[9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2013/12/30.1
[10] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/01/08.1
[11] http://www.apple.com/retail/bocaraton/
[12] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/10/05/apple.jpg
[13] http://doublecommand.sourceforge.net/
[14] http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/11/why-i-use-a-20-year-old-ibm-model-m-keyboard/
[15] http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~af380/atsrfaq.html#xx1224xx
[16] http://www.apple.com/icloud/

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