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Oh my god! The radio just went to 11!
♫The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said♫
“What?”
♫The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read♫
“Wait a second … ”
♫My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo♫
“No! That can't be!”
♫Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?♫
“My God! They're playing Spin̈al Tap [1] on the radio!”
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/
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