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                     You too can be a patron of the arts.

[DELETED-I would probably be remiss if I didn't mention the chance that Sean Hoade [1]
is giving you, yes you, to become a benevolent benefactor of a starving
artist, namely, Sean Hoade [2] himself.
> His Elevated Personage put out a question on Facebook the other day, asking
> if anyone would be interested in helping a poor boy survive long enough to
> write his next book on the 10-book contract while he waits on word back
> from 107,642 applications he has sent in to various unsuspecting suckers
> potential employers. This “job” that he is trying to get would be to take
> him to the beginning of Q2 of 2015, when the royalties should start flowing
> like extremely inexpensive “wine drink” since the first and possibly the
> second books will have been released in Q1.
>
> “Help keep a writer alive while he writes a Lovecraftian epic! | Indiegogo
> [3]”
>
Remember, just a few pennies a day could help feed a starving artist in Las
Vegas as he plumbs the eldritch horrors to craft his C'thululian writings.
> And now a song from troubador and heartstring-puller Sarah … McLachlan play
> it while you decide on what amount to donate. … While she sings, imagine me
> begging for someone to adopt me … I’m almost housebroken … Won’t you …
> REMEMBER ME? (It's not Sarah McLauchlan, but I feel it's a better selection
> anyway) [4] sniff!
>
> “Help keep a writer alive while he writes a Lovecraftian epic! | Indiegogo
> [5]”
>
I mean, really! Can you turn him down?

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[Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes,YOU'RE a good boy! Here's some
money!] [6]


[DELETED-So please, donate [7]. Even just a few dollars could really make a difference
in his life. And keep the C'thululian horrors at bay.

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Update Monday, April 21^st, 2014 in the mid-afternoon.

Hoade had second thoughts [8].


Update at 2:49 AM, Wednesday, April 23^rd, 2014

Hoade had third thoughts [9].


[1] http://www.seanhoade.com/
[2] http://seanhoade.wordpress.com/
[3] https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-keep-a-writer-alive-while-he-writes-a-lovecraftian-epic#home
[4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
[5] https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-keep-a-writer-alive-while-he-writes-a-lovecraftian-epic#home
[6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2014/04/19/Hoade.jpg
[7] https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-keep-a-writer-alive-while-he-writes-a-lovecraftian-epic#home
[8] http://seanhoade.wordpress.com/2014/04/21/what-have-we-learned-indiegogo-edition-also-fiction-coaching/
[9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2014/04/23.1

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