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               Why does “Enterprise Software” universally suck?

I work in the QA (Quality Assurance) Department of The Corporation. The
majority of the team is stationed in the Seattle Office whereas I am the only
member of QA in The Ft. Lauderdale Office. The Seattle Office tests the
actual cell phones, whereas not only do I test call processing (and even
though I might complain about the Protocol Stack From Hell [1]™, I can
automate my tests—muahahahahahaha!) but I am the only person who tests call
processing in The Corporation [2].

I bring this up because the QA Department is now using Gusty, a “Real-Time
Test Management System” as it calls itself. And so far, I am seriously
unimpressed with it. It's written in Flash [3] and tries its darndest to
imitate a Microsoft Windows interface, but it's a far cry from Microsoft
Windows. And because it tries to imitate Microsoft Windows, it's quite
Microsoft-centric.

But, because it tries so hard to be cross platform, it's almost, but not
quite, cute. It screams that it was a Visual Basic application ported to
Flash to sell to non-Microsoft shops. There's no way to change the font
(which is borderline too small, even for me). It's hard to resize the
windows. The scrolling is wonky. It's just an overall clunky user interface.

And that would be fine if it actually helped with my job. But it falls down
there too. There are two main objects—requirements and testcases. A test case
can have multiple requirements, and a requirement can apply to several
testcases. You use different windows to create requirements and testcases.

Now, when you view the details of, say, a requirement, you can get a list of
testcases it applies to, but it's a tool-tip like element—meaning, it pops up
a small text window with a list of testcases. Can you click on one to go to
the testcase? No. Can you select one? No. Can you copy the text with mouse?
No. Does it remain up for any length of time? No. Is this list in anyway
useful? No. Well … okay, you can memorize the ID (Identity) before it goes
away. So if you want more details on the a particular testcase for a
requirement, you have to go to the testcase window and manually search for
it.

Oh, there is a search facility (it was on display in the bottom of a locked
filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying
“Beware of the leopard”) but searching by ID doesn't work. You see, it's a
text only search, and IDs being numbers, aren't text …

Yeah.

And the Microsoft-esqueness of the program means that this is really geared
towards manual tests. Oh, they pay lipservice to automation and in theory,
you can run automated tests, but in theory, there is no difference between
theory and practice, but in practice …

In practice, you install some Java client on the machine to run the tests and
somehow get this tool to run the tests. And okay, that's fine.

Only my test program runs eight programs (which spawn like a bazillion
processes) on four computers, and the programs need to start in a particular
order, with particular data. Somehow, I don't think the Gusty tool was built
with that type of testing in mind (and when I said the tests I run are
automated? Yes. They are. But the setup isn't, as there are a few steps that
have security implications involving root).

Now, I'm sure that Gusty is a fine tool within certain limitations (large
testing teams manually testing software using Microsoft Windows) but for what
I do, it doesn't work at all.

Thankfully, I can continue with my job without having to use Gusty, as I'm
practically my own department.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2012/01/30.2
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2013/01/16.1
[3] http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer.html

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