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  I don't bother with news—I figure, if it's important enough, it'll filter
       through, and apparently, it does to a rather frightening degree

I don't know if I should be proud of answering all the questions correctly
[1], or horrified that I, someone who does not watch the news nor read any
newspapers (except for a very local newspaper from a town I don't even live
in [2]) managed to outscore 92% of other people who took the test.

[1] http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/the-news-iq-quiz/
[2] http://transylvaniatimes.com/

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