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  Just an FYI for those of you who might think of doing something silly like
   setting off illegal fireworks you got by driving to the border of South
 Carolina and totally said you would use them legally, wink wink nudge nudge
                          say no more say no more …

[Amateurs: There's a reason professionals exist.] [1]

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2010/07/04/amateurs.jpg

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