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                      Only 25 days to Vegas? Sign me up!

On the advice of his attorney, my friend Hoade hocked his wife's three cats
and the silverware to buy a cherry red Chevy Impala convertable and is
threatening to kidnap me on a wild road trip to Viva Lost Wages [1]. I was
curious as to route we might take [2] when I noticed that Google Maps [3]
offered walking directions [4].

How very amusing.

But the 358 steps in walking to Vegas pale in comparison to the 1,008 steps
in biking to Viva Lost Wages [5].

[1] http://www.vegas.com/
[2] http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Tuscaloosa,+AL&daddr=Las+Vegas,+NV&hl=en&geocode=FfG9-gEd68zH-ilnQMKRLq-IiDFYK4kW_furrA%3BFdYQJwIdMJoi-SnRffWkgre-gDGjebPV5tXMOg&mra=ls&sll=34.597042,-101.381836&sspn=26.211405,29.223633&ie=UTF8&ll=34.669359,-101.381836&spn=26.189352,29.223633&z=5
[3] http://maps.google.com/
[4] http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Tuscaloosa,+AL&daddr=Las+Vegas,+NV&hl=en&geocode=FfG9-gEd68zH-ilnQMKRLq-IiDFYK4kW_furrA%3BFdYQJwIdMJoi-SnRffWkgre-gDGjebPV5tXMOg&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=34.669359,-101.381836&sspn=26.189352,29.223633&ie=UTF8&ll=34.597042,-101.381836&spn=26.211405,29.223633&z=5
[5] http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Tuscaloosa,+AL&daddr=Las+Vegas,+NV&hl=en&geocode=FfG9-gEd68zH-ilnQMKRLq-IiDFYK4kW_furrA%3BFdYQJwIdMJoi-SnRffWkgre-gDGjebPV5tXMOg&mra=ls&dirflg=b&sll=34.597042,-101.381836&sspn=26.211405,29.223633&ie=UTF8&ll=34.669359,-101.381836&spn=26.189352,29.223633&z=5&lci=bike

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