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  Name one word that describes “Han Solo.” Okay, now one word that describes
                    “Queen Amidala.” Yeah, I thought so …

This 70 minute review [1] (link via Jason Kottke [2]) of “The Phantom Menace
[3]” is incredible (even though the attempts at humor really fall flat and
the reviewer's voice is severely annoying)—while I knew the movie was bad, I
never knew it was that bad. I never knew that even George “I don't need no
steeenking editors” Lucas knew “The Phantom Menace” was bad. Jeeze!

[1] http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/
[2] http://kottke.org/09/12/why-the-phantom-menace-sucks
[3] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/

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