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Let me get this out right up front—this is a rant. Don't expect any rational
thought here.

Anyway … at The Company™ we have a particular network issue. It's critical,
but it isn't “customer screaming on the phone to get it back up yesterday”
critical (although it's getting close to that).

We've ruled out The Monopolistic Phone Company as the source of the problem.
That particular part of the network circuit is fine. In fact, we've isolated
the problem to network connection between two cabinets in a data center (not
The Data Center at Boca Raton—this one is in another city).

The problem I'm ranting about is that this particular run of cable between
two cabinets involves seven companies (including us) that need to be co-
ordinated to fix this particular issue.

Aaaaarg!

Smirk started the ball rolling on this yeterday morning. Twelve hours later,
he got a bit further, then a bit further last night. He then told me to
expect a call sometime late.

It came at 6:30 am.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

From my vantage point, the problem is that we don't have a straightforward
network connection, since it comes through one cabinet somewhere in the data
center to another cabinet somewhere else in the data center, which apparently
isn't a common occurance in this particular data center. Even rarer, our
connection uses VLAN (Virtual Local Area Network) [1]s, which moves us from
the “rare” column to the “what the heck is that?” column (I suspect that the
intermediary switches the data center is using to hook the two cabinets
together aren't configured for VLAN (Virtual Local Area Network) traffic, but
I won't know until we get everybody together onto the Conference Call From
Hell sometime in the next few hours or so … ).

A part of me wants to blame outsourcing, but seeing how we're one of the
parties being outsourced to (providing the Internet connections and some
specialized routing), I really shouldn't be complaining all that much. But
the sheer number of parties involved is expressly due to a whole bunch of
outsourcing by everybody involved. Now, I understand the arguments for
outsourcing—concentrate on your core competency and hire other companies to
handle the other stuff that's needed but are outside the scope of your
company, but seven companies? For what appears to be a misconfigured switch?

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_LAN

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