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Because it's there
[The Ass-crack of Dawn] [1]
[2]
Bunny and I got up early today, way early, to head on down to Shark Valley
[3] for a 15 mile bike ride [4].
Why?
Because we're stupid, that's why.
Or masochistic.
Quite possibly both.
Anyway, this whole thing started a few months ago when Kurt first proposed
the idea in January. Much to everyone's surprise, I decided to go along. At
the time, Bunny suggested that I might want to try riding a bike a bit first,
seeing how it's been almost twenty years since I last did any serious bike
riding.
It didn't go well [5]. Maybe [DELETED-five-DELETED] four miles worth of
riding around the neighborhood, and I was practically dead. And surprised at
just how hilly the streets are around these parts of Chez Boca.
But the trip was put off. And bumped. And postponed. And delayed.
Until today.
Woot.
We arrived at Shark Valley at the ungodly hour of 8:30.
[We, who are about to die, salute you] [6]
[7]
Kurt did warn us that the bicycle seats would become unconfortable towards
the end of the ride, so Bunny made some seat cusions for our bikes.
Unfortunately, they were too thick to be effective so we ended up not using
them at all.
Now, the loop [8] runs north/south, with the western edge (outbound, away
from the visitor's center) a straight seven miles long, and the eastern edge
(inbound, back to the visitor's center) a curvy eight miles. And on Google
Maps [9], it doesn't appear all that daunting.
But the map is not the territory.
[The Infinite Road Ahead] [10]
[11]
The southbound leg is straight.
[The road to Lower Sheol is paved with asphalt] [12]
[13]
No, really, I mean straight.
The first half the ride wasn't bad. The road was flatter than paper and the
wind was slowly blowing mostly across the path. Optimum biking conditions.
[The place was lousy with gators. They were everywhere!] [14]
[15]
A few hours later, we arrived at the half-way point, an observation tower at
the southern end of the loop. A nice sturdy structure with easy access to the
main level.
[I can see for miles and miles ... ] [16]
[17]
[Walking amongst the treetops] [18]
[19]
We spent perhaps half an hour resting, munching on some snacks (walnuts,
raisins, pretzels, mini-chocolate bars) and gulping down water. The view from
the observation deck was impressive, but the stairs leading up to the very
top were closed off for some reason—perhaps for safety.
The other half of the trip, the trip north back to the visitor's center was
horrible. The bicycle seat suddenly got rock hard and I found it very
difficult to sit down for any length of time. Shame, since the wind was now
coming from slightly behind us, making it all the much easier to ride. In
fact, the only thing that really hurt at this point was my butt. My legs?
Fine. Back? Fine. Butt? Screaming at me to get the XXXX off the seat.
I was never so glad to see the parking lot after eight long miles.
[1]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130002.jpg
[2]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130002.jpg
[3]
http://www.sharkvalleytramtours.com/
[4]
http://www.sharkvalleytramtours.com/biking.html
[5]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2009/01/06.1
[6]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130007.jpg
[7]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130007.jpg
[8]
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=25.709445,-80.758781&spn=0.110278,0.179558&z=13
[9]
http://maps.google.com/
[10]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130016.jpg
[11]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130016.jpg
[12]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130040.jpg
[13]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130040.jpg
[14]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130021.jpg
[15]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130021.jpg
[16]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130031.jpg
[17]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130031.jpg
[18]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/thumb.p3130036.jpg
[19]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2009/03/14/p3130036.jpg
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