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               “Tropical Storm Fay, you're no Hurricane Andrew”

It's really nothing more than a really bad storm [1], and it's going to miss
us entirely. All we'll get is a bit of rain and wind.

Okay, maybe quite a bit of rain and wind, but it's really nothing at all
compared to sixteen years ago [2].

[1] http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2008/FAY.shtml?
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/08/24.1

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