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 Proto-thoughts on “You aren't gonna need it” back before Extreme Programming
                              hit the mainstream

Here's one of the rants I handwrote about a decade ago [1]. I don't know … I
think I may have lost my mind back then. There were a few bits I couldn't
make out—I tended to be a bit lazy in the handwriting department, and I
suspect I inherited my Mom's inability to write legibly.

> The Lego™ Theory of Programming
>

Okay, I should point out that I have no idea what the following has to with
The Lego™ Theory of Programming [2]. It's not even close to what I understand
The Lego™ Theory of Programming is today, and I have to question what I was
thinking back then.

Hmm … I seem to be fisking [3] myself here. But oh well, I'm having fun with
this, and I can always claim to have changed my mind in the presence of more
and better information.

Onwards …

> This goes beyond the Theory of Software Reliability. Software Reliability
> simply states that software should be written with reuse in mind. This
> leads to the following Theorem:
>

Um, not quite. “Software Reliability” has nothing to do with “software reuse”
and everything to do with “not crashing and losing a hours of work, or maybe
a patient or two [4] (or twenty-one).”

So, the names are bad. But not necessarily the theory itself.

> > The more general the subroutine, the slower it is, the larger it is.
> >
>
> Proof:
>
> > int a;
> > int b;
> > int c;
> >
> > c = a + b;
> >
>
> > anon a;
> > anon b;
> > anon c;
> >
> > c = a + b;
> >
> > if (typeof(a) == int && typeof(b) == int)
> >   c = intplus(a,b);
> > else if (typeof(a) == string && typeof(b) == string)
> >   c = strcat(a,b);
> >
>
> The more general the code, the more code is required to isolate the needed
> cases.
>
> Proof of b)
>  larger: more code is required to isolate the particular case, or to
> extract the particular result from the general case.
>
> Proof of [GD?] ([Anon?] B)
>
> Code that isn't there executes faster than code that is executed. Duh!
>

I'm not sure if I would accept that as “proof” or not, although it does get
the point across. And generally speaking, I'm not a fan of generalized code
not because it bloats code, but because it complicates the code
unnecessarily. And I'm not the only one who feels that way [5] (link via
flutterby [6]).

I should probably expand my thoughts on this …

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/06/29.2
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/06/13.2
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisking
[4] http://www.technewsworld.com/story/33398.html
[5] http://phillarson.blogspot.com/2008/06/flexibility-is-bad-design.html
[6] http://www.flutterby.com/archives/comments/11264.html

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