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                     “The Intarwebs done broke. Fix it.”

Aaaaaaaarg!

Got this lovely bit of verbiage in a ticket today:

> Subject: Email Issues
>
> We have been receiving receive errors intermittently throughout the day.
> Please advise.
>

That's it.

Nothing more.

No “The email address [email protected] is not receiving emails from
[email protected].” No “Alice, at [email protected] is using Outlook and cannot
receive emails.”

Nothing.

Aaaaaaaaaaaarg!

I swear, I'm this close →← to just turning email off on all our servers and
telling our customers to suck it up and use Gmail [1] or something like it.

[1] http://www.gmail.com/

Email author at [email protected]