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“Eh … what's up, Spock?”
> Here I must note another very odd aspect of the planet's physics: each
> creature born there appears to have a personal singularity, a storage area
> of sorts that allows it to procure a wide variety of exaggerated machinery
> and weaponry. The rooster attempted to deceive us and then strike us
> cranially with a frying pan. Captain Kirk and myself saw through the
> deception, but Doctor McCoy did not, perhaps trusting the accent of the
> rooster more than his common sense, and was unfortunately struck. Oddly,
> his skull took the shape of the pan and the Doctor suffered no lasting ill
> effects; the cranial distortion healed itself with a distinct "popping"
> type effect.
>
“Blame theferrett for this one. [1]”
One of the more pointless exercises that geeks engage in is hypothetical
fights between heros, stuff like Batman vs. Superman [2] (my thought: if
caught by surprise and taken out in the first ten minutes, the fight goes to
Superman, otherwise, Batman wipes the floor with Supes) or Alien vs. Predator
[3] (Predator, because in Predator 2 [4] (which I would think would count as
canon [5]) you see an alien skull mount on the wall of the Predator's ship),
each side presenting mind-numbing details of support for their side of the
argument, and everybody has an opinion one way or the other.
theferrett [6] recently asked for possible match-ups between fictional
characters [7] and the most amusing (or most surprising) match-up was James
Tiberius Kirk vs. Bugs Bunny [8]. And I think the arguments presented an
inarguable result: Bugs wins [9].
[1]
http://thetathx1138.livejournal.com/535088.html
[2]
http://batman-/
[3]
http://www.avp-r.com/
[4]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100403/
[5]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon
[6]
http://theferrett.livejournal.com/
[7]
http://theferrett.livejournal.com/2008/02/15/
[8]
http://theferrett.livejournal.com/1055803.html
[9]
http://thetathx1138.livejournal.com/535088.html
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