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It can't possibly generate comments worse than some I've seen
> The Commentator uses revolutionary real-time language processing to
> actually grok your code and add the necessary comments on the fly. No more
> doco to slow you down. Just install The Commentator and watch as your
> coding elegance is eloquently decorated with insightful, nuanced commentary
> … as you type. What's more, The Commentator's powerful Personality Controls
> allow you to tweak it's output so completely that it's as if The
> Commentator is speaking for you. In your voice. Explaining to those that
> need it, so that you can get on and get busy.
>
“the commentator // time commenting could be time coding [1]”
The various axes one can tweak include FUD (Fear, Uncertainy, Doubt) (from
the EFF (Electronic Freedom Foundation) [2] to Microsoft [3]), humor (from
Dijkstra [4] to Ballmer [5]) and bitterness (from “green” to “Death March
[6]”), to name a few, with options to use profanity, drug references and
religion references.
Sounds neat. I could definitely use this to comment some of the PHP [7] code
I have to deal with.
[1]
http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/
[2]
http://www.eff.org/
[3]
http://www.microsoft.com/
[4]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsger_Dijkstra
[5]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
[6]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_march_(software_development)
[7]
http://www.tnx.nl/php
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