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                                  Figures …

I hate banks.

Of the two banks I have (neither one by choice really, but that's a story for
another time), one didn't register a transfer of funds to my account, and the
other one is holding onto my cash until the last possible moment [1]
(“available on January 7^th my XXX—I don't consider 11:59:59 pm January 7^th
to be January 7^th, but alas it's expected; if only I could subject the banks
to the whimsy they subject unto me).

XXXXXXX!

A pox on both their houses!

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/12/28.1

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