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 Next time, I should stick around long enough to find out the name, the scam,
                and how much money it'll cost me to make money

“Hello? Hello?”

“Hey there Sean.”

“Hello.”

“You signed for information on becoming financially independant and I'm
wondering if you are interested in making money.”

“I'm sorry, but I'm not interested at this time.”

“What? You don't want to make more money? Everybody wants to make more
money.”

“I'm sorry, I'm not interested at this time. Especially when it's on my cell
phone.”

“But Sean, this is the number you gave me.”

“Be that as it may, I'm not interested at this time.”

“So, you'd rather be a loser?”

“Yes, I'm a loser who is not interested in your meth—” Click.


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