* * * * *

               It's the end of the world as we know it! Again!

> **We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN
> (United Nations) plaza in Midtown Manhattan sometime on or before
> 2007Sivan30, i.e. before sundown June 18, 2007. We expect it on 2007Sivan20
> (June 7–8).**
>

“The Lords' Witnesses, the True Bible Code, End Time Chronology [1]”

But … but … but … Psychic Fred [2] didn't mention any bombs in his 2007
predictions [3]. But I do like the admission that if nothing happens, “we
will not be able to stretch the most specific one of our 20 flexiproofs [4]
any further in our present understanding” (“flexiproofs?”). And it's not like
they haven't revised their predictions before:

> On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at
> the UN in midtown. Here are the mistakes we have made …
>
> * 2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20) [7 days after 2006Iyyar14—UN bomb not thought to
>   be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower]
> * 2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27) [7 days after first mistaken date—UN bomb not
>   thought to be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower]
> * 2006Sivan11 (June 8/9) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 incorrectly
>   calculated—UN nuclear bomb thought to destroy Brooklyn Watchtower as well
>   as the UN]
> * 2006Sivan12 (June 9/10) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 correctly
>   calculated but misinterpreted]
> * 2006Tammuz2–6 (June30–July4) [7th sabbath after 1st mistake/7th sabbath
>   omitting 2006Sivan5/7th Sabbath lookout day]
> * 2006Tammuz28/29 (July 25–27) [Assumed contest began on 911] 2006Ab3/4
>   (July 30–August 1) [Assumed second “day” of contest began when wheat went
>   limit up in Chicago]
> * 2006Ab8 (August 4/5) [Assumed second “day” of contest began on non BLC
>   day of 2006Adar28 so that 1750th day is sabbath]
> * 2006Ab15 (August 11/12) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming
>   2006Tammuz2/3 and 2006Tammuz4–6 were separate sabbath mistakes]
> * 2006Ab22 (August 18/19) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2–
>   6 and 2006Tammuz28/29 were separate sabbath mistakes]
> * 2006Ab29 (August 25/26) [7th sabbath lookout period after first mistake,
>   the entire sabbath month of 2006Tammuz as one sabbath lookout period]
> * 2006Elul13/20/27 (September 8/9, 15/16, 22/23) [A sabbath after the
>   1750th day of the contest starting on 2001Tishri30 and before the end of
>   Elul]
> * 2006Elul30 (September 26th) [last 5 hours thereof in NYC (New York City),
>   so that bomb went off in Elul EST but in Tishri BST]
> * 2006Tishri10 (October 5/6) [The mid point and start of the daylight part
>   of what we incorrectly thought was the Day of Jehovah]
> * Before 2006Tishri14 (October 10) [The day before the festival of Booths
>   starts]
> * 2006Tishri22 (October 17/18) [The 7th festival sabbath of the year, the
>   great sabbath of Booths]
> * 2006Tishri29 (October 25) or before [Last possible day for a warning bomb
>   before 2006Tishri30]
> * 2006Tishri30 (October 25/26) [The end of a 5 year contest starting on
>   2001Tishri30]
> * 2006Chislev21 (December 15/16) [1st day after 950 days of stadium filling
>   and 900 day “Day of Baal,” and 7 months after 2006Iyyar21]
> * 2006Chislev22 (December 16/17) [7 30-day months after the church said:
>   there is nothing at all on 2006Iyyar22, as a result of our first mistaken
>   date of
> * 2006Iyyar21 - Go back 7 times! - Keep looking for 7 months]
> * 2006Chislev28 (December 22/23) [last sabbath in Chislev, 7 calendar
>   months after the church said: There is nothing at all which they said (on
>   2006Iyyar22), as a result of our first mistaken date of 2006Iyyar21—Go
>   back 7 times!—Keep looking for 7 months]
> * 2006Tebbeth23 (January 16/17) [1st possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth24 (January 17/18) [2nd possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth25 (January 18/19) [3rd possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth26 (January 19/20) [4th possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth27 (January 20/21) [5th possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth28 (January 21/22) [6th possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth29 (January 22/23) [7th possible Jericho victory date]
> * 2006Tebbeth30 (January 23/24) [8th Jericho victory date, the 7th revision
>   in the 7th month]
>
> **We no longer make predictions of the precise day. But we do predict it
> will happen sometime in the month of Sivan 2007—see 20 flexiproofs [5].**
>
> In correcting these incorrect dates we had to improve our chronology
> several times.
>

“The Lords' Witnesses, the True Bible Code, End Time Chronology [6]”

Really? You had to correct your dates several times? I wonder how long it
will take before reality sets in [7]?

I'm guessing around June 19^th. That is, if the UN isn't a smoking
radioactive crater by that time …

God, I love Crank.net [8].

[1] http://www.truebiblecode.com/#bomb
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/06/04.1
[3] http://www.psychicfred.com/predictions_2007.htm
[4] http://www.truebiblecode.com/understanding271.html#1
[5] http://www.truebiblecode.com/understanding271.html#1
[6] http://www.truebiblecode.com/#bomb
[7] http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/
[8] http://www.crank.net/

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