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Parts unknown
A few weeks ago Spring [1] lamented that she was jonesing for a trip, any
type of trip. So last week I announced that we were going on a trip.
“We're going on a trip next weekend,” I said. And by “weekend” I meant
Spring's weekend, which extends to Monday.
“Cool,” she said. “Where to?”
“I'm not saying,” I said. “I want it to be a surprise.” Because, you see, I
wanted the destination to be a surprise. “But we'll be gone Sunday and
Monday.”
And so tomorrow morning, well, late morning and quite possibly early
afternoon, we're leaving for parts unknown.
Well, unknown to all but me.
Muahahahahahahaha!
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