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A grilled cheese sandwich without cheese
“Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?” asked Spring [1].
“Yes,” I said.
“How many? One, or two?”
I thought for a moment. “Two,” I said. Spring headed off towards the kitchen.
* * * * *
“Here you go,” said Spring, handing me a plate with two grilled cheese
sandwiches.
“Thank you,” I said. It was then I noticed that Spring had brought me one
grilled cheese sandwich, and one grilled cheese sandwich without cheese. I'm
used to getting a hamless ham and cheese without the cheese [2], but this is
the first time I got a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese (I should note
that upon hearing that she made me a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese
that she took said sandwich back into the kitchen and added the missing
cheese).
[1]
http://www.springdew.com/
[2]
gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/11/04.1
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