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                                    Monday

To whom it may concern:

It's Tuesday!

This is not Monday!

Tuesday!

Repeat after me: TUESDAY!

If ever there's a day when both DNS (Domain Name Service) servers fail, it's
impossible to find a working serial port on a computer, my DSL (Digital
Subscriber Line) connection fails, the A/C (Air Conditioner) at The Office
isn't functioning properly and the power cord falls out of my workstation for
no good reason, it's MONDAY!

Not TUESDAY!

Please try to schedule any Hell Days for Monday.

Thank you.


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