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                              Syncing the Mayo!

Woah! I just realized that today is

5/5/5

Also, I've had several people just walk up to me and say, “Sync the mayo!” At
first, I found it odd, but after the third time or so, I thought that maybe
it was some sort of code, and I tried replying “I have a red pencil,” but
that just made the person saying “sync the mayo” get a confused look on their
face so I gave up on that phrase. I also tried replying “the sandals are very
comfortable,” but again I got a glassy look.

I'm not even sure how to respond to “sync the mayo!”


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