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Verbatim transcript of a telephone conversation I had with someone who didn't
identify themselves
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
“Hello?”
“Hello?”
“Hello.”
“Is [Spring's real name] there?”
“I'm sorry, she's sleeping right now. Can I take a message?”
“Is Mr. Dew there?”
“No.”
“Then I guess this is Mr. Don't.” Click.
Um … okay …
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