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                        The scam of scamming scammers

> Dear six Committee members
>  Father Charles Chaplin
>  Father Jack Off
>  Father Buster Gonad
>  Father Chris Mas
>  Father Chik Inpox
>  Father Bogg Standard
>
> My name is Reverend Octuobi Tokunbo I would like to thank the Committee for
> your generous donation to help me wank over the widows of Nigeria. These
> children of God swallow it all with the best of them, and I am filled with
> Please for each day they gaze upon my gonads, and I am proud to have them
> go down unto me without hesitation. The good widows of Nigeria are always
> thankful for a big load. I am blessed that God was sent me the good fortune
> to have received the help of six good and true people. I quote from the
> Church of Bread and Wine scripture number 4, chap 1, line 9: “Blessed is
> the man that vows to help his fellow man, for he will indeed give his
> fellow man all that he deserves”
>
> Committee members, I hope that you will allow me to open my cheeks to
> accept your engorged parts, and my humble thanks are passed unto you for
> allowing me to be part of your totally fabricated ministry. I am thankful
> and aware of its nonexistence. Amen with thanks
>
> Rev Oduobi Tokunboh
>

“Letter from a Nigerian scammer offering thanks [1]”

I came across 419 Eater [2] on Slashdot [3] and I must say, the site is very
amusing, a site dedicated to scamming the Nigerian scammers. The letter above
was only the latest in an attempt to get money (the other obstacles put in
front of the Nigerian scammer required a picture of him with a loaf of bread
on his head pretending to drink a bottle of wine).

A few weeks ago I had the idea of playing with the Nigerian scammers. The
idea was to talk to two different scammers, say Barrister Leke Omobude and
and Ken Green Kabila, son of former the President of Congo-Kinshasha, and
claim to be Ken Kabila to Leke Omobude and Leke Omobude to Ken Kabila with
the cover story (the same to each) of being the son of US emigrants from
Nigeria. Then over the course of time, get them to meet each other at the
Nigerian airport (or more likely, an attempt of each to kidnap the other).

But I might want to see if that hasn't already been done yet …

[1] http://www.419eater.com/html/oduobi_tokunbo.htm
[2] http://www.419eater.com/
[3] http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/11/16/204210&mode=flat&tid=111&tid=126&tid=133&tid=186

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