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                        Star Wars Meets Jerry Springer

> JERRY: Today we are going to talk with people who have a desire to confront
> their friends and family. Joining us now is Luke and his girlfriend Leia.
> (Camera shifts to Luke and Leia occupying the stage, sitting in chairs next
> to each other holding hands) Now Luke is a young man who's been in and out
> of trouble with the law but he says that he wouldn't be in so much trouble
> if it weren't for one man; a man Luke claims killed his father, his family,
> and his friend, but was never charged with the crime and is still walking
> free. (Audience gasps, horrified) Luke, would you like to explain a bit
> further?
>

“Star Wars Meets Jerry Springer [1]”

[1] http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/May/springjedi.html

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