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This is a new one …
Ring.
Ring.
I pick up the phone. “Hello? … Hello?”
“Hello. This is the Obnoxico Corporation. Please hold and one of our
represenatives will get to you as soon as possible. We are sorry for the
delay. Please hold,” said the recorded voice.
Wait a second … I thought. They called me! I didn't call them! Why am I on
hold?
“If you wish, you can hang up and and we'll t—” Click.
Idiots.
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