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Edumakashun
Slowly, things are settling down in the Facility in the Middle of Nowhere,
panic attacks, pet antics and bathroom humor aside.
The kids are finally in school, and I'm simply amazed at how much things have
changed since I was in second (the Younger) or third (the Older) grades lo
these many years ago. Perhaps the biggest is the amount of homework required.
I certainly never had homework in those grades. I don't think I even had
homework until sixth grade or so (not that I ever did homework but that's
another story). In discussing this with Spring [1] and Gregory (who himself
has two kids) it seems that parents have screamed for schools to give even
more homework so that's what the schools are doing, giving more homework. I'm
not sure if it's because of declining standards in education and this is an
attempt at a solution or a means of busy work at home to keep them quiet and
obedient.
On the one hand, I find it horribly wrong to give homework. I myself never
liked busy work, and I certainly never saw the point of it. And homework? I
never bothered with homework since it interfered with more important things,
like TV (Television) and and playing with Lego bricks [2]. As for the former
point, I learned better on my own time (by third grade I knew my way around
the Solar System, and in forth, I corrected my teacher on the proper ordering
of the planets—you see Pluto had just crossed within the orbit of Neptune and
thus wasn't the furthest planet, at least for the next twenty years or so)
and for the later point, I was a parents' wet dream of a kid, always quiet
and able to occupy myself for hours at a time and rarely did I get into
trouble (mostly over bad grades, possibly due to the lack of work I exhibited
I was the poster child for “he's so smart, if only he applied himself … ”).
Yet on the other hand, being an adult who is still always quiet and able to
occupy myself for hours at a time, I can certainly see the logic in anything
that keeps a kid quiet and obedient (but mostly quiet). Hypocritical,
perhaps, but I'm finding I like it when the kids are in school, even though I
find school a horrible place to send kids.
And speaking of lackidaisical standards in education, I came across an 8^th
grade exam from 1895 [3] (via Kevin's Ramblings [4]) and I'm not sure I could
pass the test. I'm not even sure how big a bushel of wheat is, so answering
the second arithmetic question is out of the question, and while I can deduct
1,050# from a weight of 3,942#, I'm still not sure what “tare” means
(arithmetic question 3). And the history of Kansas? I barely know the history
of Florida, let alone Kansas (from the U.S. History section). And
“dipthongs?” “Cognate letters?” “Linguals?” (Orthography section, which seems
related to language, or possibly writing, I'm not sure).
Standards certainly have changed over the past century.
(Oh, if you want to check your work, answers to the questions [5] are
available)
[1]
http://www.springdew.com/
[2]
http://www.lego.com/
[3]
http://people.morehead-st.edu/fs/w.willis/eighthgrade.html
[4]
http://perlguy.com/archives/000479.html#000479
[5]
http://www.freedomdomain.com/testanswers.html
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