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Notes on a conversation about bumper stickers
“I can't make that out,” said Spring [1]. “I can see ‘Practice Sex.’”
“It says ‘Practice Safe Sex. Get married and be faithful,’” I said, reading
the bumper sticker on the SUV (Stupendously Useless Vehicle) in front of us.
“Aw. I just want to practice sex.”
“And then” I said, “there is ‘The Big Bang Theory: God said it and **BANG**
there it was.’ Funny, I didn't think God was Emeril [2]: ‘BANG!’”
Spring laughed. “Kick it up a notch.”
[1]
http://www.springdew.com/
[2]
http://www.foodtv.com/foodtv/show/0,6525,EM,00.html
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