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       Wanted: Scientists for secret project; may be turned into Zombie

Mark, [1] JeffK and I saw Resident Evil [2], a pretty standard zombie flick
with not much going for it (except for Milla Jovovich [3] in various forms of
undress).

Large evil corporation is doing genetic experimentation in a secret
underground lab when an act of sabotage releases a deadly virus and a
corporate/millitary SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) team, along with three
amnesiacs (who are found at the entrance to the secret underground lab) go in
to investigate.

What I would like to know is, where do they get all the scientists who work
there? Do they put out classified ads?

> **WANTED:** Scientist willing to work on top secret projects in an
> undisclosed location. Benefits include full medical, dental and hazzard
> pay. Applicants should be aware they might be killed, blasted into parallel
> universes, or turned into mindless zombies. Call 555-555-1212.
>

And I would also like to know is how are these large, secret underground
labratories built? In the movie, the lab is situated underneath a town for
crying out loud. NORAD (North America Aerospace Defense Command) [4] took
over five years to clear out Cheyenne Mountain and that was under orders to
do it quickly. I can only imagine what building a secret underground
labratory would take, both in time and money.

[1] http://www.conman.org/people/myg/
[2] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120804
[3] http://us.imdb.com/Name?Jovovich,+Milla
[4] http://www.norad.mil/

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